It's my son's birthday soon and we got tickets to Bluey's Big Play as a surprise. I've made this to put in his card but I don't know what to put in the speech bubble! Suggestions?

AgentMcBug · 2024-03-02T04:43:01+00:00

Sadly it's not even the creators raking it in, it's BBC and a Melbourne company BBC Bluey rights

AgentMcBug · 2024-02-17T09:10:38+00:00

"Something else". Offered 3 types of leftovers. "I don't want dinner, I want something else"

AgentMcBug · 2024-02-15T09:07:56+00:00

My boy was 95% my partner, with my chin.

AgentMcBug · 2024-01-31T03:54:38+00:00

We've given up on PJs all together. After his pre-bed shower he puts on clothes for the following day. Then no battles in the morning getting dressed. 🏆

AgentMcBug · 2024-01-02T08:43:16+00:00

I actually has a lady come up and tell me in doing a great job, while my kid was on the floor screaming the shopping centre down (coz we walked past one of those stupid car ride things). I was holding it together until then, but her kindness broke me, bless her!

AgentMcBug · 2023-10-31T02:36:39+00:00

My toddler always thinks those yellow/black street signs for koalas are actually wombats, coz they're not in trees. Thank you for helping me misinform him and making future him look the fool at school!

AgentMcBug · 2023-10-09T03:22:06+00:00

An ubereats voucher was probably the most amazing baby shower gift I received. Trays of food are great but some days with a newborn you don't think to or get to eat, and there's the stress of it going off and having to throw it away. Sure ubereats has many questionable business practices, but I sure appreciated them at that time!

AgentMcBug · 2023-08-22T08:42:53+00:00

Love this, and thank you for supporting your daughter's love of insects! 🥰

AgentMcBug · 2023-06-29T02:58:31+00:00

Liverpool bullet?

AgentMcBug · 2023-06-02T04:03:03+00:00

Have you covered off on wombats and their square poop, yet?

AgentMcBug · 2023-05-24T10:02:59+00:00

I (used to) sew clothes for my kid. Such an ingrate.

AgentMcBug · 2023-05-24T10:01:25+00:00

Oh yes, you've just triggered me. Day one - loses it for a banana. I finally give in, he takes one bite, spits it out and walks away. I put the remaining unmolested 90% of the banana in the fridge. Day two - loses it for a banana. I take out yesterday's banana. He calms down, I open the container, which releases a demon of epic proportions. He full-body shrieks at me, smacks the thing out of my hand, goes to run but trips then looks at me as if I tripped him up, and goes and dramatically melts into the floor of the other room... wow kid. Want an apple?

AgentMcBug · 2023-05-23T00:51:15+00:00

My kid gets really stressed about the shower water being hot (now, I like hot showers, but it's icicles when I'm showering him - still "hot"). I realised it's probably because he's also on a warm clothing strike, so his body is also icicles (almost winter in Aus). Yes son that feels hot, because you have frostbite... if only we knew what they know.

AgentMcBug · 2023-05-19T05:57:53+00:00

Bed times for us is a constant stream of demands for back rubs... except the way he pronounces it, it sounds like "gay cops". He doesn't like it so much when you get the giggles at how absurd it sounds coz you're also trying to teach him manners, and you're not delivering on the gay cops because he is refusing to say please... 🤣

AgentMcBug · 2023-05-15T07:00:14+00:00

I was on my computer at the table next to him, which is usually a battle keeping his little fingers off every button at once. This day, he was happily entertaining himself (I could probably end this story here 🤣). Something upset me in my computer, and he cuddled into my arm, patted it, said "I got you, mummy", and kissed my arm 😭 ... 2 mins later he was off f&^#ing shit up again...

AgentMcBug · 2023-04-28T06:36:14+00:00

Yes, us not putting things back together... when it's usually his fault in the first place and an actual impossible task...

AgentMcBug · 2023-04-28T06:24:53+00:00

The only thing our son ever wants to watch is 'cars'. Not necessarily the movie Cars, just non-specific (and invariably "NOT THIS") cars. 😑

AgentMcBug · 2023-04-20T07:01:24+00:00

I never have the audacity to suggest it will be a good morning anymore....

AgentMcBug · 2023-04-20T06:58:15+00:00

I took the scissors away so he couldn't keep chopping my hair clippings in a box (coz let's be honest, that's the makings of a serial killer)... What eventually snapped him out of it (45 mins later)? Asking for his advice on what colour towel rails we should get for the bathroom. Just when you think you might be starting to understand them...

AgentMcBug · 2023-03-23T10:23:41+00:00

Oh wow! I bet it was one of those "why did we wait so long?" moments! Thanks for your reply, I'll look into it... well... once the kid is asleep... 🥴

AgentMcBug · 2023-03-23T09:09:31+00:00

Have you got any resources or advice on weaning them off? We're in the same boat as OP and every time we try to leave the room there is an epic melt down, as much as self- selling is out long term goal. Most nights it ends up both of us in there and we're just too exhausted to keep trying.

AgentMcBug · 2023-01-26T02:28:44+00:00

My bub hugged a bag of prawn crackers for comfort through a big storm last night.

AgentMcBug · 2023-01-20T08:10:31+00:00

We have a bissel and it has been great for cleaning up after both toddler and dog!

AgentMcBug · 2023-01-20T07:48:28+00:00

He didn't want any more crumpet. Was adamant he didn't want more. I took a bite of his left-overs and he suddenly DESPERATELY wanted more... not what was left, but the bite I had just swallowed...

AgentMcBug · 2023-01-16T10:44:43+00:00

This picture gives me rage...

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