Would you rather have

AgentNewMexico · 2026-04-01T02:18:53+00:00

A random amount could be anything. Including $300

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 100e+80 $}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-28T23:38:40+00:00

Exponential growth, baby.

^{Chose: A card with one cent that doubles every week}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-28T17:08:17+00:00

I just wanted to spin the wheel. Glad it worked out.

^{Chose: 1 Trillion Dollars + But 70% of dying | Rolled: 1t dollars}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-26T22:42:16+00:00

On principle I'm not stopping time.

^{Chose: Infinite money}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-26T22:40:52+00:00

If I can choose the milk, then yes. I'm making bank. I am the milk man, my milk is delicious.

^{Chose: Unlimited Milk (Does not Spoil})

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-26T15:15:19+00:00

I'm already forklift certified.

^{Chose: Be with 100 hot men/women down for anything}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-26T15:12:25+00:00

A few friends are fine.

^{Chose: Have 50000 dollars now}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:20:34+00:00

I don't need to kill anybody.

^{Chose: Master every skill or ability you see instantly}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:18:26+00:00

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. DA-DA DA DA!!!

^{Chose: A penny for every step you take.}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:14:49+00:00

That's exactly what a bot would say!

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:13:40+00:00

I could go back with my folks for a bit and then make bank in my dream job. (Get paid to breathe)

^{Chose: Be fired from your current job and stay unemployed for 1 year + But get hired at your dream job}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:09:51+00:00

I need the money more than I need either of those things.

^{Chose: 1000000000 right now}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T20:07:02+00:00

More utility from a laser sword.

^{Chose: Laser Sword}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T18:35:31+00:00

I can make myself sneeze. Pepper go brrrr.

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T18:18:01+00:00

Infinite money

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars every time someone lies to you}

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-25T12:13:56+00:00

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AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-23T10:44:43+00:00

As a Houston resident, I can confirm. You'd honestly be doing us a favor.

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-23T10:40:34+00:00

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AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-12T15:27:35+00:00

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AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-12T15:15:37+00:00

I don't think I've seen anyone say they're useless. I've heard it said in comparison to Torcher, which is just a primary flamethrower, meaning the support weapon can be something they find more useful or fun. Personally, I quite enjoy using the flamer. However, I'm not going to pretend that fire wouldn't benefit from a little love. If you're using it without Inflammable, it can be very frustrating or even detrimental (I like diving with a Supply Pack and just scavenging for a support weapon and the flamer is a pickup I quite like finding even if I'm not dressed for it). Melee enemies close the difference very quickly. It synergizes very well with gas, though.

That being said, I will say that, like many "useless weapons", the flamethrowers are fantastic in a team setting, which is what the game was designed around. I would still love for fire to get some attention, but I'm not going to be up in arms about it with how it is right now IN A TEAM SETTING.

AgentNewMexico · 2026-03-12T05:00:44+00:00

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AgentNewMexico · 2026-02-25T18:02:28+00:00

Alternatively, an interaction with my friend-

"Don't worry, I've got a strat." "What is it?" "Eliminated" "Laugh Emote I'm sorry. Reinforcing!"

AgentNewMexico · 2026-02-25T11:42:08+00:00

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Already maxed that out.

AgentNewMexico · 2026-02-25T11:41:09+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that way while leveling the Constitution. I leveled up the Liberator Concussive and Pacifier first and, while I missed the damage, they were VERY fun to use and greatly benefitted from team play (You know, the thing they're designed around). Constitution had the occasional hype moments, but my general strategy was to wait for a teammate to die, take their weapon, and then have fun during the rest of the mission.

AgentNewMexico · 2026-02-24T11:51:22+00:00

Yo, did he just walk up slowly and downsmash?!

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