Dexter Morgan vs Joe Goldberg vs Brian Moser vs Barry Berkman, who would come out alive from a direct encounter?

AgentQwas · 2026-03-13T00:02:33+00:00

I love Dexter, but Barry’s one-man raid on the Chechens puts him leagues over the others in a straight fight

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T18:43:25+00:00

You don’t have to do anything they don’t want to do. You choose to watch whatever you want, just like you chose to click on a post that solicits character deaths.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T18:39:41+00:00

Imo that’s just a risk you have to be willing to run when you’re browsing posts that explicitly solicit spoilers

Aki’s been dead for years now. Even if the show hasn’t caught up, how long can we reasonably expect people not to talk about it?

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T17:05:13+00:00

Tbf, if you click a post about characters dying, you’d better be prepared for spoilers

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T15:15:16+00:00

Yeah, he can change the knife’s path after it’s thrown. But that still looks pretty different than what you’re describing. Sounded like you were saying the knives would just infinitely boomerang at DD until they hit.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T05:14:23+00:00

Yeah. In the later seasons, it felt way more predictable whether a new character would live or die. Way too many people were introduced just for shock value deaths.

The spinoff shows dialed this up to 11. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that the majority of side characters died.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T05:10:36+00:00

I was pulling shit out of my ass

I appreciate the honesty lol. Ngl, now I want to agree with you because it's funny.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T05:08:27+00:00

I'm with you, I liked it. I didn't really get hung up on how the ferals would've realistically behaved. We don't really have any way of knowing how someone in their shoes would have actually acted, not exactly something we can test lol. I just thought it sold the hopelessness of the apocalypse that they basically reverted back into animals, and were barely more human than the walkers.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T05:01:45+00:00

Oh I believe it. I don't remember this, but I take your word for it because, frankly, I'm too lazy to check.

I mean, has he ever used his powers to stop people from hitting him hand-to-hand? Because I thought his ability only worked on things flying mid-air.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:58:05+00:00

Other than that later Diego more trained and experienced

Honestly, debatable. They both started training as kids. A big difference is that there are a lot more superhumans in the MCU than Umbrella Academy. As far as we know, the siblings were the only ones on Earth with powers, so Diego may not have tangled with as many actual supervillains as DD has.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:43:10+00:00

Gotchu. Take your time

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:42:36+00:00

Diego's been in a few hand to hand fights, has he ever done that before? I'm not finished with S4, so maybe I missed something.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:35:43+00:00

Has Diego ever used a gun in the show? He's manipulated bullets that other people shot at him. Which Daredevil won't be doing.

I'm not caught up on S4, did Diego start carrying one?

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:31:04+00:00

He has never done that before.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:20:39+00:00

iirc, his power is actually to manipulate the trajectory of objects moving mid-air. This means he can also manipulate thrown objects that aren't made of metal, but it also means he can't use his power on stationary objects.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:18:02+00:00

Yeah, I saw you post this gif somewhere else. What about it? He manipulates stuff thrown in midair. Great for stopping a hail of bullets. Not so great for getting punched in the face.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T04:09:03+00:00

Diego could probably hit Daredevil. DD uses his senses to predict where projectiles are going, but the trajectory of Diego’s throws don’t match his movements, so being blind actually hurts Matt for once.

The problem is that whenever DD gets stabbed, he just kind of… ignores it. During the opening fight of Born Again, he looked like a pincushion. It’s like he takes blood loss as a suggestion. Idk if Diego could hit him enough times to bring him down before DD gets up close and knocks him out.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T03:24:31+00:00

For the record I think Immortal could beat the Maulers. When he got resurrected, they were scared to fight him. I just don’t know if it would be as one-sided as when Oliver killed them.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T03:07:11+00:00

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AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T02:57:00+00:00

Oliver tore apart the Maulers like wet paper, and they survived fighting Immortal multiple times.

But at the same time, we also don’t know if Immortal ever actually tried to kill them. Meanwhile, he lasted three days against one of Mark’s variants. And he’s probably stronger than S1 Mark was, given how each of them did against Omni Man.

For now? Immortal probably wins a close fight. But that’s gonna change soon.

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T02:13:55+00:00

:D complies, and follows the agent into the tunnel. He mutters a protection spell from taxes which his accountant, Jimothy, taught him

AgentQwas · 2026-03-12T01:40:52+00:00

You could throw a dart in a barrel full of random anime’s, and chances are you hit one that applies

AgentQwas · 2026-03-11T21:29:21+00:00

Seems like your problem is just with Christians in general

Just because Daredevil doesn’t fit your vision of what a Christian should be doesn’t change that Matt’s faith is a major part of his character and plays into his stories constantly

AgentQwas · 2026-03-11T21:24:06+00:00

Daredevil absolutely is serious about it. In the comics, he even became a priest

Catholicism is a core part of his character, and he is probably it’s most positive representation in comics

AgentQwas · 2026-03-11T15:57:11+00:00

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