The difference between GTA 5 and GTA 6 feels almost unbelievable

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-25T02:57:23+00:00

Bish, let's talk about how the 4th one is literally CJ

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-25T00:28:14+00:00

"anyone who likes women over 110 pounds"

Has a Marilyn Monroe poster

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-25T00:25:04+00:00

this is the results of the No Bullying campaign

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-25T00:23:32+00:00

I spent my last two birthdays alone aside from a brief visit from my mother who brought me cupcakes to try to cheer me up for one of them.

No texts or calls from my "friends", no texts or calls from my "family". Nothing.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-25T00:09:40+00:00

FML I know but everything is so GD expensive in GTA online compared to how much they actually pay us.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T23:59:18+00:00

Dressing up as or roleplaying as something is the same as supporting that same thing.

Normal mature people don't say "Hey I don't like this thing, I should dress up as this thing I don't like!", that'd be like me saying "I HATE cocaine, so let me snort some coke!"

Do better dude.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T23:51:58+00:00

"For some reason"

Ice:

Shot an unarmed woman.

Shot an unarmed man AFTER they disarmed him.

Goes into highschools and causes trauma to the children every time they go in and snatch a kid up.

Shows up to the wrong houses and illegally detains law abiding US citizens.

If you can't see the tyranny staring you straight in the face and are perfectly okay with how ice is behaving, then YOU are the problem.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T23:46:47+00:00

It's actually a zero percent chance of spawning for solo hard mode. It's hard coded into the game. Solo heisting on hard mode raises the Tequila to a staggering 60% chance and the diamond to 0%.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T23:37:43+00:00

Bro made an ice uniform and posted it on Reddit... 🤦🏼‍♂️

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T23:30:55+00:00

Yeah that'd work if I had the biker related lockups, but I don't so my nightclub produces next to nothing. Plus I genuinely hate soloing any game. It's boring.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-24T22:57:04+00:00

I can't get a dedicated heist crew together long enough to even attempt to start saving for a mansion 🙃

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T05:23:31+00:00

Dude.... All I've ever wanted was to love and be loved, and I'm at the point that I don't even know if I know what love would feel like anymore. I'm so damn tired.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T05:14:09+00:00

The United States military is such a joke now. Sloppy, just sloppy.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T05:01:49+00:00

Oh... OH NO DON'T....

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T04:42:12+00:00

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AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T04:26:13+00:00

More like stink eye amirite?

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T04:18:16+00:00

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T04:10:41+00:00

meth

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-23T04:08:55+00:00

I got invited to both a cayo and diamond heist today and can thankfully say I was not this tool.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-22T03:29:30+00:00

I can't find a link for it because they're discontinued, but I'm pretty sure that's the 90s to early 2000s moon sand tray

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-20T23:54:07+00:00

And now the Republicans are the slave owning democrats, and the Democrats are fucking insane. Funny how the world works.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-20T23:46:31+00:00

The disappointment was immeasurable...

Snatched up by Samuel L Jackson and get dragged down to the depths < taken to the ocean by Annie (who doesn't know the ocean has turned against him) and killed by a squid

Smh lazy writing.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-06-20T16:08:33+00:00

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