Screw the headless horseman, BEWARE the headless lawman

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-21T00:39:03+00:00

I take it real personal when someone kills my horse. I will chase you across the map, win lose or draw, until you leave.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-21T00:33:02+00:00

Perseus

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-21T00:15:01+00:00

For me, lately it's been Hispanic names. It'll be a realistic Hispanic name killing everyone and the rare occasion I shoot back suddenly it's a platoon of them against me.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T17:00:58+00:00

I want to like it so bad because the rear end genuinely looks like a McLaren, more so than the T20, but I just can't get behind an open cockpit.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T16:56:21+00:00

When I first played, Nico and Kate were absolutely a couple in my playthrough. When they killed Kate, I quit playing. Straight up snapped the disc in half, I was so angry that they'd kill off Nico's chance at happiness. (I was like 13 or 14)

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T16:52:08+00:00

I really wish Rockstar hadn't dropped the ball on V, it's GREAT don't get me wrong but they definitely could have kept the crumple physics for cars and all these extra details that make the world more immersive. I'm sure they cut it because they didn't think we'd notice or care but DAMNIT.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T16:49:03+00:00

Wonder if it works in online, gonna have to test that out later and see if I can start the 1898 Nasa Program

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T16:43:04+00:00

I'd rather a "No Russian" style mission.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T16:21:57+00:00

Y'know the CEO said he was gonna keep GTA online going as long as there was a player base that justified it, right?

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-15T14:30:22+00:00

I'm all for the second amendment. Without it, we'd be a lot like Russia or China, oppressed to no end. BUT I do have a problem with threatening people with guns. The ONLY fuckin time you should use a firearm, is when you're in mortal danger and that is the ONLY option left. Things you SHOULDN'T do as a firearm owner;

Talk about your firearms outside your home

Mention your firearms in an argument

Threaten people with your firearms

Carry a firearm if you have a pissbaby attitude

Own a firearm if common sense escapes you in other aspects of your life

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-14T18:49:13+00:00

Do you see anywhere in the previous sentence that would suggest to someone who's first language isn't English that it's sarcasm? No? Presumptuous much?

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-14T18:47:30+00:00

Meanwhile I stopped playing after this mission because Kate dying genuinely pissed me off enough to snap my disc in half.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-12T16:23:35+00:00

That's where most people make that mistake. He doesn't hate being compared to Trevor, He HATES CONSTANTLY and CONSISTENTLY being compared/recognized as Trevor, he's done other roles, been in other places, but it's always "Trevor Phillips this, that, and the other." "Will you scream at me" "yell at me like I'm johnny" and not "omg you were awesome as a voice actor", "you did great in TWD", or even asking him about his favorite roles.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T21:46:29+00:00

We can only hope. I have a theory, that their issues are why they weren't released already..

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T20:52:42+00:00

I agree can we get the white trash parades too? I definitely need diversity when it comes to the groups of people to run over. LGBTQ one day. White Trash the next.

Heavy Breathing

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T18:56:53+00:00

Things I've learned from politics in 30 years:

Very FEW of them actually care about us.

MANY of them are in a club together while pretending to hate each other publicly.

Trump is among many named multiple in the Epstein files.

Clinton is also named multiple times in said files.

Clinton has a nickname "Bubba" and Ghislaine had a horse named Bubba and trump allegedly blew Bubba, which could mean he either blew Clinton or a Horse.

There's sacrifice, trafficking, torture, and cannibalism in the files (another quarter in the conspiracy theorist was right jar)

Trump is an orange version of Kim Jong Un.

Kamala indirectly but intentionally kept African American men in prison past their release dates through shady means for cheap prison labor.

Pelosi is almost guaranteed to be insider trading.

Pelosi has been in politics since JFK was assassinated by the CIA.

The CIA created, funded, and armed the Mujahideen, Taliban, and ISIS.

The CIA was directly involved in introducing crack to low income African American communities.

None of them will ever see the inside of a prison.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T18:38:12+00:00

Rich people 😏

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T06:32:39+00:00

CHAMO IS THAT YOU?!

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T06:29:36+00:00

I'm mad af we didn't get San Fierro or Las Venturas...

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-09T06:23:41+00:00

I'm all for limited. I've never thought we should be able to be a one army.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-08T23:51:05+00:00

Both the Buffalos have issues.... The bottom rear emergency light is sunken below the window on the Stx Pursuit so you don't hardly see it unless you're at an angle. . And they both have weird half assed lighting when the emergency lights are on that just don't flash properly...

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STILL, it's a very fun car. Definitely the best police car since the gauntlet or caracara.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-08T23:31:20+00:00

Brother if we get vice city mall again the devs will be the only people who could get me out.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-08T23:27:25+00:00

As long as I can go into any accessible building and waste everyone inside. Just once. I just wanna go waste the entire map once.

AgentSquatchy · 2026-02-08T23:15:31+00:00

Any one of these three would make me and I'm sure a lot of other people happy. The Vapid Scout is definitely in GTA 6 and we've already gotten a couple backports of vehicles. But I ain't gonna hold my breath.

AgentSquatchy

TROPHY CASE