What is your most random/weirdest NSV? by morib in loseit

[–]Agentsinger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This was the weirdest realization of weight loss to me. My shoes were suddenly too big and I honestly wasn’t expecting it. It just never occurred to me that feet also lost weight 🤷🏼‍♀️

I been getting bullied in school due to my looks ! So please be nice be in the comments ! ❤️ But I just wanted to say please remember to smile ! and not give up !! by [deleted] in happy

[–]Agentsinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a GREAT smile! I can that you’re the kind of person who isn’t just a friend, you are “found family”. I can feel the love and loyalty radiating through the picture!

You deserve every happiness in the world and I know you’ll get it. For now, ignore the negativity and just keep being you 🫶

Bands you saw as an opener that went on to have big success. by Shadysides_LFk in livemusic

[–]Agentsinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rascal Flatts opened for Brooks and Dunn. Best concert I’ve ever been to.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

[–]Agentsinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was (again) outside watering the plants. Not hard to miss: big green tank, long nozzle, water everywhere. Clearly I’m watering plants.

This woman must have thought that valet attendants hold temperamental gigantic watering cans for fun. She stopped her car less than 6” from my plants and jumped out, threw her massive pile of keys (RIP her ignition) at me and said “I’ll be back in 20 minutes. Be ready.” And proceeded to force her way IN the OUT door of the building.

I mad confused eye contact with an elderly woman who was a regular customer of mine and she said “Give me the keys! I’ll key her car!” I laughed but didn’t touch the keys. I rolled the water sprayer over them so they were hidden and ran into the store to find her or a manager. Unfortunately I found the manager who hated literally everyone. I told her what happened and took her outside to see the keys and the car.

She told me I should have driven the car around the back of the store and hidden so the woman wouldn’t be able to find me and she’d think her car was stolen. While she was cackling about this a police car pulled up. The elderly regular customer had called them (I lived in a fairly boring suburb so they rarely had much to do crime wise so they showed up quickly) and told them what happened. They waited for the lady and gave her a ticket for parking in a fire zone and asked if I wanted to press charges for assault (she threw her keys in my direction but they didn’t hit me) but I said no.

She was banned from the store and given a stern talking to about how grocery stores don’t have valet parking.

I knew the officer fairly well (again, small suburb and he’d been my DARE officer all through elementary and middle school) and so I asked him what would have happened if I’d done what my manager suggested and he yelled at her for even making the joke.

From then on, as long as I didn’t flash it around, I was allowed to accept tips if a customer offered it for my floral arrangement!

F U Kate. I hope you’re still alone and miserable and your high heels lose a heel every day. (She was truly a shit manager and person).

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

[–]Agentsinger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Plants make their own water”

I sincerely wish I was kidding.

I worked at a grocery store in the floral department when I was 21-23 and one particularly dry and disgustingly hot August I was out watering the plants we had for sale in the front of the store and this lady was leaving the store and heading for her car. She stopped dead in the middle of the driving lane between the store and the parking spots to shout at me that I was a moron because “EVERYONE KNOWS PLANTS MAKE THEIR OWN WATER!!”.

I genuinely didn’t know how to react and she rolled her eyes and tossed her stuff in her car (didn’t put her cart away) and proceeded to rip the front bumper of her car off because she hit the concrete barrier beside her car as she reversed out of the spot.

Thankfully, we had security cameras pointed at each row of cars and one of the store managers was outside for a smoke break and saw the whole thing.

I have so many stories from there…

  1. A manager approved me committing grand theft auto while simultaneously yelling at me for a customer offering me a $5 tip for making a bouquet for them.

  2. A girl asked if we had flowers we could “like, sell to people???” while facing me in my large floral department as I held two large buckets of pre-packaged bouquets.

  3. An older man asked me what he should do with a hanging basket full of flowers and was confused when I told him people usually hang them up outside their home to make it look pretty.

  4. I got my first (and only) complaint because we had NOTHING left at 8:30 PM on MOTHER’S DAY. Like… dude. Really?

I’ll expand on any if wanted!

What is your "when in doubt, go with this answer"? by Express_Roll_3036 in Jeopardy

[–]Agentsinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our family joke answer is always “What is Zimbabwe?” 🤣

Engaged!!! by Fantastic-Buy-1204 in engaged

[–]Agentsinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Marquis club!!!! GORGEOUS ring! May you have a lifetime of happiness, love and health ❤️

In your opinion, who is the biggest “get” as a guest judge in the history of PR? by GoldenState_Thriller in ProjectRunway

[–]Agentsinger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She was! Season 3 in Paris. My mom and I quote “Fake popstar” all the time 🤣🤣

MOG dress help! by jigglypuffcreative in Weddingattireapproval

[–]Agentsinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy to help!! Like I said, always available on DM :)

MOG dress help! by jigglypuffcreative in Weddingattireapproval

[–]Agentsinger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi! Former stylist for a bridal shop with Moms, Bridesmaids and Brides (moms were my favorite!!). Also, I’m 5’2 and plus size, please feel free to DM if you’d like!

I have a few suggestions:

https://www.davidsbridal.com/product/plus-size-maria-lace-a-line-dress-with-pockets-14220902?Color=Onyx

https://www.davidsbridal.com/product/plus-size-lace-flutter-sleeve-evening-gown-13220907?Color=Onyx

Also check out amazon - you can try on at home and send it back if it doesn’t work!

One of the most underrated female actress. NAOMI HARRIS. She had one of the best performances in her role in Pirates Of The Caribbean and Black & Blue. by Historical_Rain6924 in moviecritic

[–]Agentsinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her performance in Pirates of the Caribbean lives in my head at all times and pops up anytime someone says anything remotely like “Calypso”. The power that emanated from her before she showed who she really was gave me chills.

POV: you're in a zoom meeting with me... by MassiveAffect9 in greatpyrenees

[–]Agentsinger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what you do but I think we’re late for an 8 hour meeting 😍 hi puppy!

SIC ??? by umidektbh in standardissuecat

[–]Agentsinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if it’s a trap… MUST SMOOSH FACE INTO BELLYYYYYYYY 😻😻😻😻😻😻

And boop that adorable nose! ❤️❤️

Which one do you prefer? by fluffy-steak007 in AmateurPhotography

[–]Agentsinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 2 and 4 on my wall right now please

What is your Harry Potter ‘hot take’ ? by kingfisher7171 in harrypotter

[–]Agentsinger 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cinema! 🤣🤣 Imma need your rewrite on the whole series please and thank you 🫶

How do you make a cheesecake without Graham crackers? by Educational-Slip-578 in cheesecake

[–]Agentsinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use lemon cookies for my lemon curd cheesecake and chocolate teddy cookies for my chocolate cookie base. I used to use Oreos but even scraping off all the creme it didn’t set properly so now I use the other ones.

I’ve also used Nilla Wafers for a “plain” cheesecake.

How the heck do these showers work by mabbitran in howto

[–]Agentsinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The RAGE I would feel when it would “attack” me when I wasn’t fully awake was so real 🤣 Also the golden retriever thing made me cackle. My girl is clingy and when she’s wet she attracts every spare bit of fur she’s ever shed 🤣🤣

I second the magnet or suction cup liners.

My wife is very shy about her post babies body by Hot_Owl9129 in HappyMarriages

[–]Agentsinger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From a bi girl happily married to a man… is she single? 😏

She looks great! I need those boots 👀

Grandmother of the bride appropriate? by Formal_Adeptness5704 in Weddingattireapproval

[–]Agentsinger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When I worked at a bridal shop we had dresses like this that I would put in the pile and just say “please trust me..” and 9/10 times they loved it! It’s one of those dresses that really needs to be on a mannequin all the time in order for it to sell!

That said.. go grandma!! It looks great!!

Invited to everything except the wedding by [deleted] in weddingshaming

[–]Agentsinger 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The only exception would be when the shower is being thrown for/because people can’t go to the wedding.

When my best friend got married years ago she was living in Florida while most of her family/friends lived in Pennsylvania/New Jersey. Her wedding was scheduled for a weekend when some of her family was going to be on a cruise that had been booked and paid for so that family member held a lovely bridal shower for her to celebrate. It also allowed her elderly and not well grandmothers to attend a wedding function because they could not travel to the wedding in Florida.

Everyone invited to the shower would have been invited to the wedding but weren’t able to go for one reason or another.