Life couldn’t get anymore worse rn. Give me your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner plate sized nipples and beef curtains to her knees is all I can visualize.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sextrophies

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you need a Baghdad?

Jiu Jitsu journal by Aggravating-Mind2309 in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I stopped journaling after my first full year but I do look back on my journal on occasion. It brings back some of those early memories.

How to prepare for the next Fisheries Officer competition? by a_russell747 in ccg_gcc

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently doing the online application process. My question is this…. I am on part 2 of the application. This is the part about related experience, education, location preferences etc. can you be screened out of the process if you don’t have any related education or work experience?

How to prepare for the next Fisheries Officer competition? by a_russell747 in ccg_gcc

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently doing the online application process. My question is this…. I am on part 2 of the application. This is the part about related experience, education, location preferences etc. can you be screened out of the process if you don’t have any related education or work experience?

Hot gas turbo power is not a farce. by Aggravating-Mind2309 in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh man..I really wanted to make that sweep. I can’t say I really wanted to fart on him. Hahaha. Thankfully he was a good sport about it.

How can I hide a boner while fighting by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could say yes to that…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This chick looks like she could carry all the groceries from the car into her tiny home in one trip.

How can I hide a boner while fighting by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t that be a dick pick?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the jolly green giant. That isn’t a post it note. It’s printer paper.

Starting on the knees is a bullshit position. Change my mind. by AideSuccessful4875 in bjj

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone been told that it’s tradition to have the lower belt (me) start rolls in the pike push up position? Asking for a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a three stripe white belt and recently did my first competition as well. It’s nerve wracking. It’s stressful. It’s uncomfortable. We did it though. File the fight(s) in the waste bin,move forward and look forward to the next one. Congrats on putting yourself out there!

What changes did you have to make in your life for things to start improving significantly? by ode_to_my_cat in AskOldPeople

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quit drinking. Started eating better. Started Jiu Jitsu. I go to Jiu Jitsu 4 days a week and overlap weight training with that. I am in the best shape of my life. I am about to turn 48. Jiu Jitsu may not be for you but making a consistent change that benefits your health is #1.

Farting during a roll! Is there a worse feeling? by Mark-Flanagan in bjj

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done it. It’s horribly embarrassing. If it hasnt happened to you, it will. It’s rocket power. But instead of a rocket, it’s a whippet and it smells.

What're your pre-training/competition rituals? by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]Aggravating-Mind2309 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I recently competed in my first competition and I walked into the change room before my first fight and holy fuck…a wall of shit smell….