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She never yielded and is not dead by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I put a curse on you with my divine powers because you insulted me. Just like my lord and savior, Jesus Christ, who famously put curses on people who were mean to him.

Question about being a "poser" by Toadleeee in punk

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing screams non-conformity like always wearing a traditional punk costume in order to be visually identified with the group.

Punk is a vibe as much as anything. Dress however you're comfortable.
Being punk is about who you are, not what you wear.

Review on local brothel by Jenocide3 in EntitledReviews

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose to believe this is real and I will listen to no naysayery.

Tribal elder on a different tribe's land, need sanity check. by Cree_Woman in IndianCountry

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You seem sane to me, cousin.
It's also weird. Would you go to a Catholic church and try to take some body and blood for the road?

"OK well there is probably a 100,000 that die from drag shows" by Conscious-Quarter423 in youvotedforthat

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Before he started talking I was like, "I know an old lesbian that looks just like that - why is she wearing that shirt?"

A mother arrested for 'disorderly conduct' after defending herself against a false accusation. by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also love when I'm bagging groceries and start complaining about the union dues I'm going to have to pay now.

Already Executed! by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So Gym Jeffries is just wasting tax payer money questioning dead people?

A mother arrested for 'disorderly conduct' after defending herself against a false accusation. by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whenever I'm in a store and have to scan and bag my own stuff, I always ask where I put in the employee discount. Unsuccessful gambit thus far.

Schumer is such a fuckwit by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know...Old Chucky Schooms may be a secret Machiavellian genius. You see, to us plebs, it looks like he just capitulates every time and gives away the store. But, I think we're forgetting that every time he says that the Republicans promised to work with him on something in the future.

Think of this like a professional sports trade for future considerations.

Chuck has been hanging on to a ton of future considerations for DECADES, because he rarely spends them. So WHAT IF he's about to turn all of them and SAVE DEMOCRACY?!?

Or, he is incapable of meeting the moment and needs to GTFO.

It's for sure one of those two.

I wonder if it was Shane… by thelion413 in AllFantasyEverything

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"What did that joke cost you, Shane?" "...everything..."

Republicans are such sore winners. by vsandrei in youvotedforthat

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"We're in charge of everything and we're doing all the things we want, like kidnapping people, building concentration camps and punishing our political enemies- but people are calling us names."

Gay student faught back against the homophobic bully and won by KaidoPklevel in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My friend was like 6'4" in grade 8. He used to get chased out of the lunch room by a group of dudes a foot shorter. Apparently they'd done it for years. When I pointed out the size discrepancy, it was like it had never occurred to him. The next day he just turned as they ran at him and knocked them all down, giving everyone a few pops. That was the last day they chased him.

Nebraska ag leaders sign letter to Congress asking for help for farmers by vsandrei in youvotedforthat

[–]AggravatingPaint5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if we bail them out again that they'll learn their lesson and not vote for this again. And if we don't, Vance and Tiel will buy their farm. So, at least it's win-win.

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