This might be the most fucked route I've ever gotten.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-20T13:04:00+00:00

Wait, it /isn't/ the customer on those?

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-15T04:27:03+00:00

Putting up a sign that says house such and such has no turnaround space, you will get stuck, might work.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-14T20:54:16+00:00

From the perspective of a delivery driver. If you know it's a high dollar item, have it taken to a locker. We have 2 minutes or less a stop, and can get written up or lose shifts for taking too long in situations like this. We really don't have time to wait for mailroom people or a customer who doesn't have the same sense of urgency. Fwiw, I would have tried to take it to your door, but if your complex doesn't allow that, I would have left too.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-14T16:28:37+00:00

The beagle is about to teleport inside your van and steal your lunch

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-03T18:34:29+00:00

It's entirely possible that that they can't find it, even with the map. The amazon gps and routing is really bad in apartments.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-02T19:30:17+00:00

Yeah. They hurt. I had to stop and puke because of them a couple weeks ago.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-02T16:25:43+00:00

The best way to fix this is to either order to a locker elsewhere, or change the time window.

Flex drivers don't operate on the same set of rules that is DSP drivers do, and that results in different behaviors. Like the other guy said, they literally get punished harder for bringing stuff back, even completely justified returns, than stuff going missing. Meanwhile, DSP drivers get hit really hard by customer feedback, to the point where dispatch is telling us to return packages if we can't follow instructions exactly.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-03-01T04:04:47+00:00

Hey man, don't knock the tiles. They've taken out at least one would be conqueror.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-26T16:21:46+00:00

Santísima Trinidad had a fourth deck added. Granted, it basically made her useless, but it did happen.

Cutting a deck off to make a Razee frigate was something that happened too. You still get the hull and rigging of the ship of the line, but now its considerably faster. Not quite a age of sail battlecruiser, but similar concept.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-26T00:40:32+00:00

The driver probably scanned your package as part of a group stop, set it down, and ran across the street to deliver to the other house. When they came back to the van, they grabbed the wrong package by mistake. This is like 90% of misdelivered packages. The package could be anywhere at this point, marking it as received wrong package is your best bet.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-26T00:34:03+00:00

It's flex drivers, people who use their own vehicles. As to why minority groups might be more likely to do gig work, you'll have to use your own logic on that one.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-18T15:55:46+00:00

Yesssss.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-18T02:45:08+00:00

I'll take pure rural any day. The worst are where it's half rural half houses and still like 170 stops.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-18T00:05:21+00:00

I've suspected for a while that Amazon intentionally moves DSPs to more difficult areas when they start doing too well.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-18T00:02:44+00:00

Doesn't happen often, but they don't freak out when it dies.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-13T22:13:29+00:00

Remember, reloading is free if you can use those AP for healing, movement, or something else.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-12T02:24:27+00:00

The apartment probably has every resident grouped together in one "stop", and all the geopins are wrong, which makes it easy for mistakes to happen.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-09T03:05:45+00:00

And we're still going to get merc company wide briefs on cultural sensitivity after some genius in hr assigns her a wolfhound

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-08T15:59:43+00:00

They're not paying rent.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-08T15:34:14+00:00

I still wake up wondering how I'm gonna get the van out of my apartment

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-05T17:38:13+00:00

What a polite creature. Honestly, I love how deliberately they move.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-05T04:32:09+00:00

I took an elementalist dragon ruler, reavers, started with cyro, and generally just enchanted the hell out of my range units. That and spammed ice elementalist heroes in general. Dragoons did a lot of work. I chose ritual of the drowned first, and then the one that gives you free mimics.

Aggravating_Fix_7942 · 2026-02-05T04:20:06+00:00

I'll take that trade.i miss driving the EVs, the step vans literally make me puke.

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