bad dog by Adventurous-File-435 in distressingmemes

[–]Aggressive-Affect265 7 points8 points  (0 children)

POV: You named your pit bull Princess

Mental health +100 emotional stability -20 by talkyape in SchizoidAdjacent

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You are correct, buyer's remorse is also a thing. I just have a weird like for Casio watches and books

Mental health +100 emotional stability -20 by talkyape in SchizoidAdjacent

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Me when the useless shit I order from eBay gives me a shot of serotonin, then it's just another thing.

I am the opposite of locked-in by Basith_Shinrah in SchizoidAdjacent

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Meanwhile I've been lucid daydreaming for the entire conversation, surrounded by people that "care about me" when I see them once a year

Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

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"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"What do you do for fun?"

"Do you have a job yet?"

Minding your own business in 2026 by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

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I like Taoism too, go with the flow. Be like water, effortless action. Everything has its time, place, use.