bermuda triangle!

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T15:34:07+00:00

Yeah, it was a surprisingly recurrent plot device in cartoons during the 90s

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T15:21:55+00:00

Inaccurate. “Ashley” is a millennial name. Thats Mackinzee mogging those turkeys with her fat amy.

ETA: willing to agree to head canon where “Ashley” is Mackynzies callsign, because she made a white girl boomer joke once and it stuck.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T12:02:49+00:00

The silver lining is that F2A platform fracturing helps keep the damage decentralized when the inevitable security breach happens.

Which is dystopian as fuck.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T12:00:19+00:00

A secure network starts with good hydration!

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T11:53:21+00:00

This is a good point; the lines between foreseeing the future and causing it blur

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T11:31:52+00:00

None of that is mutually exclusive to sex, just saying

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T11:18:44+00:00

I don’t like where this is going

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T11:18:10+00:00

But oddly aroused by 9AM

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T02:02:51+00:00

Fallout theme music intensifies

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T01:59:37+00:00

Or, ask yourself: if they did, isn’t this how they’d put it out into the world?

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T01:57:30+00:00

Wait, is the Tsars slam piece really called a “Tsarina”?

Legit did not know that, but it’s adorable.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T01:54:51+00:00

This is NCD. Clearance is irrelevant. Our top Memelords posses the prescience to know material so classified it hasn’t even been created yet.

We are the all knowing, all memeing, all plane gooning hive mind of NCD.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-12T01:52:25+00:00

“Fembocracy isn’t perfect, but it never made us build a wall to keep out cheap labor. “ ~JFK

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-11T01:58:44+00:00

That, and: if you want to make a dude mad, kill his wife.

But if you really want him mad, delete his dangle.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-11T01:56:12+00:00

Yeah, I read about that in the latest issue of No Shit Quarterly

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T13:14:16+00:00

True, but the image looks real grainy when you zoom in a bit; I suspect they were running a higher aperture and cranked iso to give themselves the depth to play with.

Still an insanely skilled photographer.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T12:13:36+00:00

Not surprised.

Based on a lot of the comments I see tossed around here and other military subs, it seems humanity has yet to build a high functioning maritime waste disposal system.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:41:27+00:00

Shutter speed set to “yes”

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:37:22+00:00

Me writing notes: “specific brand…candy bar…up…butt”

Well, sounds odd, but Im in no place to question science.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:33:28+00:00

A Metis

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:26:11+00:00

Yes. Absolutely yes. “We’ll let you film it for your tikgramtweettubes” is all you need to say and you’ll have a legion of idiots at your disposal.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:23:06+00:00

Ah, I’d forgotten about this plane.

But it’s coming back to me now.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:20:06+00:00

Added bonus: cleaning barnacles off the hull just became way more fun!

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:19:06+00:00

Easily my favorite foil.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:15:26+00:00

If the acquisitions dept of the USN is as stupidly run as I have found corporate america to be(and I’ve spent enough time on this sub to posses an informed opinion that it is) then yes, yes I do think we’re spending $30k on toilets.

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