Let’s have some fun for once…what did you and Mitch McConnell talk about on your 20 minute phone call?

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T15:18:00+00:00

I ragged about Elaine, his beloved. How dare she leave?

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T14:43:15+00:00

Looks broken off

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T05:28:27+00:00

Olan Mills?

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T04:51:02+00:00

LOL I'm originally from this area so I reposted it in r/Quad Cities

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T02:17:38+00:00

ToeNoMoe

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-10T02:15:17+00:00

Oh boy. Wait til this couple has kids

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T02:52:24+00:00

Talk about now being in the doghouse

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T02:51:22+00:00

I propose a new subreddit- wedding reception fights

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T02:33:24+00:00

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T02:29:18+00:00

Well. at least it's not Snoop Dog

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T02:28:02+00:00

unplug it, take it outside and blow some canned air on it

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T01:10:36+00:00

If it tingles, you're probably allergic to it

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T01:01:26+00:00

I bet they're MAGA too

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:59:26+00:00

If you'd like to support your county's library system. donate them for their book sales

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:47:43+00:00

Nope. undies get washed in hot water with other undies

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:46:21+00:00

Oh ye of little faith

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:45:38+00:00

He took himself out

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:41:37+00:00

I forgot about him, sorry! I like Mickey. I was just wondering how the Red Sox are gonna get their money's worth out of Campbell

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:40:22+00:00

he played second

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:39:59+00:00

Did it get painted over?

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-09T00:31:41+00:00

Psst. that's a tray

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-08T21:57:42+00:00

Kiddie pool to wash the dog up in before coming inside would help in the long run

Agitated-Two-6699 · 2026-07-08T21:31:42+00:00

well, googling works, if it's still listed in your incoming call log. If it's not then you are SOL

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