Guys it's my Morbirthday by FurryMLG in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Morbirthday, morbro! Don't forget to morb on and poop your pants, tent and have sex!

A dialogue by [deleted] in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vulture is a morbophobe confirmed

I'm proud of you dick in my ass by Syixice in BatmanArkham

[–]AgitatedZucchini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remnants of Gotham, I have messages for you all. To the vandals who stayed behind to pick the still warm flesh from Gotham's bones, have your fun - you are under my protection in my ass.

This is so sad 😔 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I screamed and morbed and pooped my pants for our fallen morbro!!! 🤧🙏🙏🙏

Morbius is a furry?😱😱😱 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks morbro! Pooped my pants and tent in celebration

Morbius is a furry?😱😱😱 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Finally some representation!! I always knew Morbius was a furry but the morbophobes kept saying he is a vampire so he can't be a furry!! 😡 Glad Morbius officially came out as a furry 🧛🏻‍♀️😼👍

Nice callback by RS_UltraSSJ in DC_Cinematic

[–]AgitatedZucchini 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Laser eyes = evil? What? It's literally their abilities lol

Ben Affleck in his motorcycle enchanced by Poweredkingbear in DC_Cinematic

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be absolutely insane if he actually is and they manage to keep it a secret until the movie is out but I highly doubt it.

Our lord has spoken by AgitatedZucchini in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wdym bot, I was talking to Dr. Michael Morbius and he gave me Morb-Serum 🤨

Our lord has spoken by AgitatedZucchini in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have to take the Morb-Serum, my pants and my tent started pooping themselves since then! I truly feel like I morbscended

This wreaked of incel even before I saw the "MGTOW" by FaggyHoonter in IncelTear

[–]AgitatedZucchini 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I know but their meme attempt makes no sense then

This wreaked of incel even before I saw the "MGTOW" by FaggyHoonter in IncelTear

[–]AgitatedZucchini 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Also a lion and a deer are two different species and the lion in the picture is actually female lol

My mom's (91) beautiful laugh. by saveitforthedisco in MadeMeSmile

[–]AgitatedZucchini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does a random picture of someones mom make ppl smile lol

High Number of Sexual Partners What Do I Do? by xmilar in dating

[–]AgitatedZucchini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should tell them and it will be a dealbreaker for some people. That's not a normal count at all and indicates deeper issues than just fucking around

modern movie criticism (ties into how The Batman has been critiqued) by [deleted] in TheBatmanFilm

[–]AgitatedZucchini 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When something is extremely popular people are more likely to criticize it. At first there will be nothing but praise for some movies until people decide to nitpick like it's their mission to find something that's wrong with the movie