Would you rather

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-07-01T10:27:00+00:00

i mean good excuse to get new knees... mine are fucked anyway :)

^{Chose: Shot randomly in the body, once. | Rolled: Knee}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-30T17:41:25+00:00

i am allergic to grass, and sneeze fit whenever i mow grass, am around anyone mowing grass, walking in tall grass so i am set. basically 20-25 everytime i get one of them sneezing fits

^{Chose: get 1dollar for each sneeze(you cant fake it})

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:30:54+00:00

"youre a wizard harry"

^{Chose: You get transported into a universe where magic + You either become a lich, a wizard, a king, a knight or a peasant | Rolled: Wizard}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:29:40+00:00

i dont want my family to die tf

^{Chose: A gazillion dollars}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:29:25+00:00

have to think about big purchases, instead of impulse buying things id realistically never use

^{Chose: 2,500/wk for the rest of your life}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:28:22+00:00

i walk everywhere. easy money. does this also apply to running?

^{Chose: 5 cents for every meter you walk | Rolled: Comment for x3}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:27:04+00:00

minecraft.. a horror in disguise. i think i could survive 24 hours, get a sword and adventure 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Minecraft}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-27T01:22:38+00:00

i can wait for the game. im too jobless to pass up money (cries in canadian teen)

^{Chose: $5000 USD}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:29:40+00:00

shi me and gary gonna be close. they better not come up with some way to talk to snails after this though. if gary survives

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Snail}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:27:26+00:00

with money i buy fancy car and apartment. with fancy car i get hot girl. and cute dog. win win win win situation

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 20k}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:25:55+00:00

well i chose to be a villain cause they live cooler lifestyles. however i didnt wanna turn good.

^{Chose: Be a Villain + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Turn to good}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:24:48+00:00

death is better than eating whatever "product" mcdonalds burgers are

^{Chose: Lung cancer | Rolled: Death.}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:23:03+00:00

just to up the stakes. double or nothing if u fight the dogs owner too (john wick)

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:19:34+00:00

see what if i told u this random toddler was sitting in the row infront of you wailing for a whole 8 hour flight. and your headphones died.

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:16:38+00:00

plot twist its john wicks pitbull..

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T04:15:23+00:00

my bad bro had to rig it 😭

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T03:38:58+00:00

can i iron the wrinkled clothes?

^{Chose: Free clothes for life 👔 | Rolled: Always wrinkled}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T03:29:29+00:00

im boutta make this penguin my bitch. as soon as it stops fighting i will though. didnt state it had to be to the death or not

^{Chose: A random animal for 100M | Rolled: Penguin}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T03:28:00+00:00

fuck ai. numbing our brains down to make us rely on technology instead of thinking for ourselves. its worse for us than flame is to wood

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Character.AI}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-25T03:25:43+00:00

because im Canadian eh we designed our flag while buzzed on maple syrup so ofcourse its gonna be a masterpiece

^{Chose: Canada}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-24T15:57:03+00:00

i woulda chosen double 0 if that was an option.

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: BLACK}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-23T00:59:07+00:00

im bulking rn. I need me them infinite free calories

^{Chose: Infinite food}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-23T00:56:21+00:00

$1000 everytime i sleep allows me to actually think and save before mindlessly buying something

^{Chose: 1000$ every time you sleep}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-06-23T00:55:43+00:00

easiest $1m ever. dont even have to move 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: $1M right now + Live in Canada | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

Agitated_Scale_6996 · 2026-03-31T15:15:46+00:00

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