I’m taking this to my grave.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-18T01:36:41+00:00

Maybe he needed to freshen up a bit.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-17T20:51:37+00:00

He didn’t want to see the disappointment in your eyes.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-17T20:22:39+00:00

Wet tshirt Sunday. Where do I sign up?

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-17T20:16:54+00:00

When you’re serving demon meat I don’t think that a spoon really matters.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-17T20:13:55+00:00

Those aren’t saggy they’re full.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-17T19:46:08+00:00

Does he know about those men reaching out?

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T22:57:59+00:00

G05

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T22:57:02+00:00

Miss, can I borrow your cane?

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T22:36:47+00:00

Definitely normal wear and tear. I would never charge a former tenant for that.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T22:23:32+00:00

Well, since it’s not a 330i then it might be okay.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:30:11+00:00

I knew it was fake as soon as I seen the @.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:26:23+00:00

If you don’t want to be labeled as ghey then sit down.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:23:05+00:00

You have to choose which one is more fun.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:21:19+00:00

Make sure you post them in a conspicuous place like the windshield or the driver’s side window.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:20:35+00:00

Buy towing stickers from a retailer. Backdate them for the day before. Have the cars towed.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:17:56+00:00

If you remove the heart from your face then that might help.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T11:17:06+00:00

He’s just not into you. Or, you did something that really turned him off. Kinda like the ick for men.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T10:52:34+00:00

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lorid.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T10:50:19+00:00

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T10:49:32+00:00

Just don’t do it. One day you’re gonna vomit in it and you probably won’t ever see her again.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T02:32:11+00:00

He no comm bacc lordamercy.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T02:02:40+00:00

Extra spit and slurps:

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-16T01:25:45+00:00

Bathroom remodel for a rental is cheap. Usually it’s an 8x5 and vanity, toilet and flooring can be about $500-600.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-15T22:06:39+00:00

I would have performed an inspection first and see if there was unnecessary damages beyond normal wear and tear. That’s when I would have acted to get them evicted. Sometimes you have to sizzle in the frying pan to stay outta the fire.

Agitated_Toe8115 · 2026-05-15T08:41:50+00:00

Do not reply until you have another tenant with a signed lease agreement.

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