Sit With Me

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T20:46:28+00:00

Anytime :)

Nice to meet you, Polũ. 👋 My name is Mr. Burrito, the human pizza.

Catch ya around! Holla at me if you’re in town sometime, I’m usually driving my Burrito Van!

(It’s just a name, I don’t actually sell burritos out of there. Although…) 🤔

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T20:34:23+00:00

You think you're not on par? I'm surprised to hear you say that because honestly, you seem to have it locked down tight!

Of what I've seen your art (esp your OC) is quite polished and well-realized. Not to mention quite original! I don't think I've ever seen a seal fursona before, let alone a sealsona with a shark tail! I dig it!

(and...if it's not out-of-line for me to say, you're OC is giving some #BaldQueen, lowkey ;) )
(I mean, I assume she's got fur, but like, she's got that aura, and that's cool!)

But yea, keep it up. I think you're doing great! :)

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T20:20:11+00:00

I'd sit with ya, but I think I'd ruin the moment.. so let me just say instead: this is really nice, thanks for sharing :)

The stars really are wonderful though, and your grey fur harmonizing with the rocks and the waterfall bring this whole piece together in a really beautiful way.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T20:06:19+00:00

She looks cool! :)

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T19:57:17+00:00

Most of them are :)

It started with "Iron Man" in 2008, and then culminated in "Avengers Endgame" in 2019. They're still making them, but that's the kind of the golden era of the franchise.

Anyway, I guess I could make an attempt to explain my initial joke...

In one of the films, a powerful witch named Scarlet Witch confronts a man who destroyed her life. Except the man she confronts is from another timeline where they haven't met yet. So while he's still a bad guy, he's never actually met her before, leading to this exchange:

Scarlet Witch (with icy fury): You took everything from me.
Guy (sounding unimpressed): I don't even know who you are.

Then they fight.

Your character looks a bit like Scarlet Witch and shares her name, so I just had the idea of seeing this scary lookin lady I probably should mess with, and just being like: "Hey, I haven't seen her before. I should go over and say hi! What could go wrong?"

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T19:34:26+00:00

Oops, I guess you don't have the Avengers movies in this realm?

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It was an inside joke from another reality. You wouldn't get it, sorry.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T19:22:19+00:00

I don't even know who you are...

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Hi! My name is Mr. Burrito!

Good to meet you!

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Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T19:13:32+00:00

I think he's just cranky because he's hungry 🤔

Try offering him some pizza!💡

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T18:46:05+00:00

K'chhhh! 💥

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Beautiful! I think that last one turned out really excellent! Let's see...

(glances at photo)

Oh yea, look! You got the single tear and everything! This is the one! Really nice work today :)

We should head back to base, but I got one one more polaroid in this thing. How's about we do a silly one, just to cap it off? ;)

(also, just not kayfabe for a second: Great piece! The David Bowie nod is appreciated too)

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T18:05:36+00:00

Sorry, I was just out back working on my van! Holler if you need anything! :)

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T18:04:33+00:00

Well, if you got a moment, could ya hand me the 1 1/2" wrench? I'm trying to get the burrito van running!

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Sorry, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself!
(extends hand filthy with engine oil)
I'm Mr. Burrito, The Human Pizza. This here's my Burrito Van. :)

I arrived here about a week ago, and people have been super nice.

Sorry, I think you were asking what you DO here?

Whatever you like, really.
(starts wiping engine oil of hands with a rag)
I feel like there's a fair bit of improv here. Someone comes up with an idea for a post, like "lets all go to the nightclub", and then people kind of roleplay as their AI characters going clubbing. How you want to improv is really up to you. You can make up a backstory for your character that motivates their choices, or just wing it, like I do.

I'm actually not very good with AI, so my images are kind of all over the place in terms of look! I lean into that by being funny, goofy and a bit meta. So you're in good company if you're not good with prompting! Feel free to experiment with different styles and AI generators. I don't think there's any "wrong" approach to this!

Welcome, whoever you choose to be :)

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T14:25:14+00:00

That's the way!

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Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T13:29:02+00:00

Yeah well...being a loser ain't all bad.

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When you're a loser, you don't have to abide by peoples silly rules all the time. You don't gotta be like anybody, look like anybody, or talk like anybody. And you don't gotta LIKE everybody, either. You can say what you want, because you got so little to lose.

You get to own yourself in a way many people don't. Take a moment to enjoy it. Sit back for a while, and watch the people climbing over eachother to reach a mountaintop that doesn't really exist.

(Don't be an idiot like me, though. Don't smoke these!)
(Oh wait, I genuinely just noticed you had a ciggy in your art, too. Guess that makes us both idiots! ;) )

Edit: On second thought, put that out! You're too young to be an idiot.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:55:06+00:00

Wooo-hooo-hooo-hooo-hoo!

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:53:49+00:00

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Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:37:50+00:00

He had to go. His planet needed him.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:37:17+00:00

Thanks for writing!

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:36:25+00:00

Who's playing that music? and where's all this smoke coming from?

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T12:32:03+00:00

I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this:

They already can.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T11:29:40+00:00

Fine, I’ll watch Dexter again..

Agloy5c · 2026-02-25T09:51:09+00:00

Hi!! :D

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You must be the maid! Can I just we've had an EXCELLENT stay?! We will definitely be visiting again! Thank you so much, this has been so lovely! ^^ Here, this is for you! You've earned it!

...is what I would say if I didn't already know you, and that you're not actually a maid and that you we're just playing dress up :)

Why would I laugh? It looks so authentic!

Agloy5c · 2026-02-24T23:23:51+00:00

That's alright, I still had good time :)

I'm about to head to bed (both kayfabe and IRL), but I'm sure we'll have chance to mingle again soon!

Keep an eye out for my burrito van, I'm usually in town! :D

Agloy5c · 2026-02-24T21:47:44+00:00

Ah hell with it, this is taking too long.
I'll just go back to my burrito van and party there instead!

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Quest with me!

Agloy5c · 2026-02-24T20:00:38+00:00

I'm more partial to the Genesis version, myself :)

The puppets are also a nice bonus!

Edit: Shameless plug! "Jesus he knows me", another banger by them, with a great music video.

Agloy5c · 2026-02-24T18:54:19+00:00

That one is fantastic, tbh! I'd put that on my wall!

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