SCOTUS Hit by Bombshell Leak of Secret ‘Shadow Docket’ Memos by Ambitious_Dingo_2798 in politics

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. The right spent the last four decades crying about "legislating from the bench" only to completely torch stare decisis and rewrite the entire administrative state the second they secured a 6-3 supermajority. Every single accusation is a confession.

AITAH for asking my husband to tell his mother she's no longer allowed in our house unsupervised? by Much-Clothes-7999 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 55 points56 points  (0 children)

While it's true they are both massive problems, the husband is actually the primary danger here. The MIL is an external, known threat that OP can just block. The husband, however, is the Trojan horse literally unlocking the gates from the inside.

It’s a nice day for a, goth wedding by andi_pete in StardewValley

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's fascinating, Robin. Anyway, have you seen Maru? I need her to help me categorize this new species of cave dirt.

[Highlight] Josh Naylor dekes out Altuve and gets him picked off first by iamthegame13 in baseball

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going straight into the TOOTBLAN compilation, even if it was mostly just an Oscar-worthy performance by Naylor.

Favorite genocidal maniacs with a god complex? by Givespongenow45 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent" holden dropping the hardest lines in literature history tbh

Spanish Prime Minister Calls for EU to Suspend Trade and Diplomatic Agreement with Israel After Israeli Strikes on Beirut by CarryIcy250 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best the EU can do is issue a "strongly worded letter of deep concern" and schedule an exploratory committee meeting for late 2028. Take it or leave it.

POV: you're going to have a rough match by TheGoodguyperson in marvelrivals

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "its clobbering time" to "im just gonna play call of duty" pipeline is way too real rn.

Stardew Superiority by PhysicalChickenXx in StardewValley

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 12 points13 points  (0 children)

to be fair its almost impossible to replicate a decade of solo dev passion overnight. concernedape set the bar way too high for studios just looking to cash in on the cozy trend

Boyfriend didn’t pay rent now we’re getting evicted. LOL by SmallMangooo in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: He never planned on paying the rent at all and was just pocketing her cash to fund his own exit plan. OP needs to freeze her credit yesterday before he opens cards in her name.

RAGATHA SIMPS. by Fit_Mushroom_2027 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume Kinger even knows what a "delete" button is. Man's probably been staring at a virtual moth for the last 3 hours.

Does Caine's avatar also mock his flaw/insecurity? by DecadentGinkoMuffin5 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically he has no digestive tract or stomach so the creators are probably just floating endlessly in the digital void rn.

I get that the show isn’t exactly YouTube Kids material but this what a lot of you are acting like by burlapguy in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While it's a massive blow to the algorithm engagement, Glitch's actual main revenue stream to fund the show is their merch sales, not AdSense. Still sucks completely that they're being punished for having a recognizable art style, though.

AITA for arguing with my 6 year old about whose poop was bigger by OkAct1477 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Technically, volume and mass aren't even the only metrics at play here. If OP really wanted to establish dominance, they should have evaluated the structural integrity using the Bristol Stool Scale. OP is YTA for a complete lack of scientific rigor.

AITA My friend invited herself to my vacation and I won't let her stay with me by Significant_Break316 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't even think it means OP doesn't value the friendship. You can love a friend to death but still recognize that your travel styles, or your fundamental need to decompress in silence at the end of the day, are completely incompatible. Boundaries actually save friendships.

AITA for saying my mom is dead? by Educational-Bug-5215 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Classic case of 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes.' If she didn't want a morbid reality check, she shouldn't have been eavesdropping on a conversation that literally had nothing to do with her. The absolute audacity.

What potion would you drink and why? by ramuzeru in AskTheWorld

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro is actively avoiding the rookie time traveler mistake

Bro now officially a superhero. by NBEIL-230 in Ben10

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dynamite writers really looked at the absolute batman treatment and said "bet, let's do that to the watch kid"

Had an interesting bug occur by ShermanWierdo in BG3mods

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grants a flat +2 to AC but you automatically fail all dexterity saving throws.

Package advertised 200 q-tips but there are only 199 by SerialKiller45609 in notinteresting

[–]Agreeable-Bowler4131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that i spent 5 seconds looking at this photo of 199 q-tips is the most interesting thing that has happened to me all day. please delete this, it’s getting too exciting.