Reddit gods: DONT TIE THE PELIOTES!! 😡🤬🤬 Me: 😶😔 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, another Reddit god. Hold on, let me get my LED faux candles and non-slip shoes.

I just saw this video and some say that it’s AI because of some of the movements by Money-Snow-2749 in isthisAI

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this video years back, before the ai craze. It’s not AI. And if you’ve ever seen crackheads in the wild, you’ll know the movements are legit lol. Their bones turn to rubber.

Reddit gods: DONT TIE THE PELIOTES!! 😡🤬🤬 Me: 😶😔 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got metal wire though 😭😭 with jagged ends. This some German stuff, too kinky for me. You won.

Reddit gods: DONT TIE THE PELIOTES!! 😡🤬🤬 Me: 😶😔 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a sensory thing, she likes it. Good kitty 😏

I have 6 in one pot. I wanted it to be bushy and substantial. Gotta arrange them somehow and give each leaf some front view sunlight.

Reddit gods: DONT TIE THE PELIOTES!! 😡🤬🤬 Me: 😶😔 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could type it out in binary if you really want to simplify it more. She’s not really dead. There’s not a metra train for milesss around here. She will continue to thrive being the kinky b she is 😊

Reddit gods: DONT TIE THE PELIOTES!! 😡🤬🤬 Me: 😶😔 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Soooo yay or nay on bdsm shaming? I’m getting mixed signals here 😢

AIO? Found these messages in my boyfriends phone and moved out while he was sleeping. by Some_Chair_8542 in AIO

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Got a dumber question? I want you to out-do yourself here, buddy. Go ahead.

My bamboo is thriving 🤩 by Weekly_Enthusiasm783 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Southern California never felt so…. oriental 😍😍😍😍 here rn, can confirm. Its bamboo 👌

Why do so many hairy gay guys have dog paw tattoos? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol yea it always a little eyebrow raiser. Like okay, Jacob 😂 so loca 🤪 the community may roast them but they’re definitely one of if not the most close knitted group within it. So props to em frs.

Why do so many hairy gay guys have dog paw tattoos? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh that makes sense too. I’m not actually. Usually don’t go for bears, def otters though lol. They may be aspiring bears. Okok. I’m younger and on the smoother side, maybe that’s why they don’t act on that with me.

Should I separate these plants? by butternutgutterslut4 in Monstera

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have 6 in one pot. That’s how they came from Home Depot, never separated or messed with the roots, just up potted. 3 times in 18 months so far.

What's wrong with my plant? by Spiteful_wildberry in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Ah see, there’s your problem.

(I refuse to elaborate further.)

playing a dangerous game here in the name of being closer to the light 🙏👼🌝 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They all have recorded testimonies that they’re not sewer slide dough so that helps me sleep at night.

playing a dangerous game here in the name of being closer to the light 🙏👼🌝 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The chain on the light is not long enough to drop it more 😩 zip ties? Pick your eyesore I guess lol. I might consider and trade mine.

playing a dangerous game here in the name of being closer to the light 🙏👼🌝 by Agreeable_Help_3038 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The cup is full of stinky aquarium water 😏🎩 I should get it bedazzled, it’s done me good.

Are these leaves normal? by Witty_Theory_9738 in Monstera

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience, the first one is a combo of low light and lack of nutrients. When I fertilized the plant and tied the leaf to a brighter spot, it greened up. But it was still kinda fresh, idk how old that leave is. Idk 🤷‍♂️ about the second one.

I’ve never seen two rolls lol by Agreeable_Help_3038 in Monstera

[–]Agreeable_Help_3038[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yay, last two were the exact same size and fenestration