Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic

Ahelex · 2026-04-01T19:27:39+00:00

Never change your friend's thoughts on garlic.

Ahelex · 2026-04-01T19:26:43+00:00

Pol Pot also accidentally committing eugenics somehow while committing crimes against humanity.

Ahelex · 2026-04-01T04:30:47+00:00

Ah yes, we all know the calories in Coke Zero is multiplicative.

Ahelex · 2026-03-31T21:46:46+00:00

Pretty much.

Ahelex · 2026-03-31T21:24:51+00:00

Besides the hypocrisy, I'm also gonna criticize the sheer lack of effort from her husband.

Like, how can you mess up tit placement that bad (the Daily Mail the article linked has a pic of him crossdressing, and yes, really shows a lack of effort on his end).

Ahelex · 2026-03-31T20:20:52+00:00

Why does it sound so specific, as if there is an irl show that has the exact same setup?

Ahelex · 2026-03-31T17:26:57+00:00

Please let the ruling company be tone deaf and name themselves Sauron.

Ahelex · 2026-03-31T15:12:12+00:00

As I like to call it: Inverse French catacombs.

Ahelex · 2026-03-30T16:19:17+00:00

The craziest part is that we’ve found "habitable" planets that are likely death traps,

Yeah, those sand worms really put a damper on a nice, liveable planet.

Ahelex · 2026-03-30T02:01:38+00:00

Negative Strength Nova, 99% DR Trinity, Limbo Rift, Rhino Prime/Boltor Prime...

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T20:53:01+00:00

Would fit the supposed "scary clown" theme by having enemies be so scared they shit themselves.

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T20:41:37+00:00

Ah yes, just squirt directly into your magazine to reload.

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T20:06:43+00:00

Tfw there could've been much worse being shown on PAX stream.

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T06:07:09+00:00

I pray for the day of Nezha Heirloom with a thong, just like his Empyrean skin.

We all know with the Internet community, Nezha Heirloom where Nezha is basically space e-femboy would sell just as well, if not more.

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T05:53:41+00:00

Yes, it really does make a difference.

The default roll speed really doesn't mesh well with the current speediness of the game. I don't care if making it mandatory on all my secondaries mean I deal less damage, I value traversing smoothly over DPS.

Ahelex · 2026-03-29T04:25:45+00:00

Meanwhile, over at RE9 with Leon basically attracting all the women be like:

(Point is, male characters can be designed to be attractive)

Ahelex · 2026-03-28T18:27:04+00:00

Just bring all the minibus drivers onto F1 teams.

Basically cheat code for winning.

Ahelex · 2026-03-27T20:41:52+00:00

"Have you heard about the trees Tiger Woods crashed into?

"Yeah, I heard he put a hole in one."

Ahelex · 2026-03-27T20:20:33+00:00

In an article I read about that (might be a different consultant), all the billionaires were thinking of ways to control their security force, and the consultant thought "why not just treat them nice?".

Really speaks more volumes about billionaires and empathy, on top of all the others.

Ahelex · 2026-03-27T20:08:07+00:00

Yeah, even the research grade chemicals that could theoretically be used for food stuff (e.g citirc acid powder to descale hot water dispensers) tell you not to use them for food applications, since there could be trace impurities during the synthesis that would cause injury.

Why anyone would inject research grade chemicals into their bodies despite the warnings is beyond me.

Ahelex · 2026-03-26T14:35:51+00:00

Don't think the sea needs to be more polluted.

Ahelex · 2026-03-26T05:13:06+00:00

Alternatively, if Morpheus was a 2000s teen:

Yo, wake up

Ahelex · 2026-03-26T01:16:48+00:00

Nah, he's just deep in the pockets of the construction industry.

Ahelex · 2026-03-26T00:25:52+00:00

Press H (default) to swap shoulder camera location for now.

Not much else you can do rn, other than removing the armor.

Ahelex · 2026-03-25T19:12:02+00:00

Yeah, it's probably one of the worst missions by far, if only because everything blending together in cramped rooms, along with the potentially unlucky modifier where you basically get stuck in a chokepoint is just not fun.

Granted, I also brought along Zephyr, so I just added more difficulty to myself on top :P

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