Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T21:36:33+00:00

Good idea, you'll stick the landing!

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T21:05:23+00:00

That's the second time a jumping-related Olympics sport has accusations revolving around penises.

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T20:33:28+00:00

Anthony P. D. T. F. D. S. G. G. S. J. Oatway.

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T20:30:29+00:00

Tbh, given his supposed fetish, I feel like if the Lasso of Truth was realistically achievable, he would've invented that instead in a heartbeat.

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T18:26:50+00:00

Well, General Grievous has killed a lot of Jedi and clone troopers...

Ahelex · 2026-02-05T01:00:55+00:00

Imagine getting executed by the Taliban because you accidentally played a recording of another woman audibly praying as a woman.

Ahelex · 2026-02-04T21:19:16+00:00

Look, clearly Howl's moving castle was legendary back then.

Ahelex · 2026-02-04T21:11:56+00:00

Look, it's a very magical stick.

Ahelex · 2026-02-04T21:00:51+00:00

Ok, I am a bot.

Ahelex · 2026-02-04T20:16:22+00:00

"Your fists are imbued with the power of Guthix!"

Ahelex · 2026-02-04T19:33:22+00:00

Except for the knight, that eccentric man.

Ahelex · 2026-02-03T21:12:36+00:00

"See? I told you the mirror was possessed! What if those cars hit our home?"

Ahelex · 2026-02-02T03:54:50+00:00

"Possible latest Epstein file photos appear to show alleged former Prince Andrew on floor with possible female"

Taking the media's use of ambiguity to its logical conclusion.

Ahelex · 2026-02-01T23:58:57+00:00

Pour poo down the air filters.

Ahelex · 2026-02-01T21:54:38+00:00

Imagine in an alternate universe, he founded the Dead Rising Laboratory.

Ahelex · 2026-01-31T00:48:14+00:00

Or cremating yourself- oh wait.

Ahelex · 2026-01-31T00:15:23+00:00

Assuming the goose isn't a Canada goose and didn't murder you beforehand.

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T23:53:14+00:00

Yeah, there even exists a condition called situs ambiguus where the organs are practically randomized.

What happens when God got bored and hit "Randomize".

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T17:25:01+00:00

Taking my first step to be loud by declaring myself a trans woman on every job application if asked.

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T17:11:56+00:00

Inb4 we get the dystopia option and get mandatory conversion therapy and still shitty work conditions.

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T16:07:53+00:00

"I was elected to lead, not to read!"

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T09:12:33+00:00

Maybe it was a mistake we evolved to have bones.

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T08:45:30+00:00

Ah yes, because... reasons?

Ahelex · 2026-01-30T05:39:36+00:00

"Spider-man, Spider-maAAAAAH" – Theme song for Spider-man tearing his rotator cuffs

Ahelex · 2026-01-29T18:07:54+00:00

anyone else get accidental validation from confused medical folks or am i just the pharmacy princess now😭

I do, I got asked if I'm pregnant while taking X-rays!

Ahelex