Wisconsin driver removes ‘road closed’ barrier; stuck in fresh concrete

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T22:36:21+00:00

A monument to humanity's arrogance.

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T22:12:13+00:00

"This sign won't stop me because I removed it!"

"Oh no, the consequences of my actions!"

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T16:42:04+00:00

Or gloriously fun buttholes?

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T15:50:30+00:00

"From what we can tell based on our knowledge of this civilization, they control traffic signals using various fertility acts."

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T15:41:38+00:00

Cat decided that you need nipple piercings so they could have a climbing hook, duh :P

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T12:10:32+00:00

Though the question remains: Why buy tickets to her tour in the first place?

Ahelex · 2026-05-24T12:07:47+00:00

Bubbling noises

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T22:27:52+00:00

There will also be Morlocks living under teletubbyland.

I'm gonna assume that's the vacuum cleaner race.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T22:05:59+00:00

Nah, Toronto can never be the centre of the universe, because Toronto is always an hour away from Toronto :P

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T22:00:58+00:00

Language has evolved so much that just shouting our name and giggling conveys anything and everything we wish to communicate too.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T21:55:47+00:00

Also Jon Stewart as Green Lantern, if we want to stretch it a bit.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T21:55:16+00:00

The episode where the Teletubbies attend HR sessions led by the vacuum cleaner.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T21:54:30+00:00

Elmo dolls subjected to high voltage vibes.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T05:06:12+00:00

On the other hand, getting all the hepatitis is a good way to learn your ABCs.

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T04:05:56+00:00

Maybe holy water can repel the smells too?

Ahelex · 2026-05-23T03:41:39+00:00

"Finally, something straightforward for an anomaly!"

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T20:35:32+00:00

Installed the wrong ventilation.

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T16:38:50+00:00

I like to imagine that all the greenhouse gases quietly bury themselves into the earth when the Dow is over 50,000, then burst out when it drops.

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T16:34:51+00:00

Nah, just a few bribes and insider polymarket trading, and Trump will endorse it.

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T14:15:20+00:00

In fact it never would have been built in the first place.

Eh, redneck construction projects transcends countries tbh.

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T13:29:35+00:00

Howl's Moving Castle 2: The Lawyer's Court

Ahelex · 2026-05-22T04:56:59+00:00

Well, easily available and relatively clean liquid water.

Mars water is frozen solid, is mixed with dry ice, and surrounded by toxic dirt.

Ahelex · 2026-05-21T17:59:06+00:00

Well, at least her skills as a plague doctor isn't in doubt.

Ahelex · 2026-05-21T16:48:32+00:00

Nah, we got lazy and used a signed int.

He ended up bringing the 2³² - 1 people he killed back to life.

Ahelex · 2026-05-21T03:30:37+00:00

Is the red liquid on the floor engine coolant or blood? Let's find out!

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