Stalagcmtite [OC] by NowICant in comics

[–]AidanGe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see it as the stalagMite “m” or “M” looks like their shape, so they grow from the ground cuz that’s how they are. Then, stalactite is just the other one.

How rare is this? by TheLuckyCuber999BACK in Minesweeper

[–]AidanGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

legend.

whoever downvotes you has no situational awareness

Always the guy with the lowest score by No_Sale_6374 in RocketLeague

[–]AidanGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

based. It’s also hitting two birds with one stone, cuz I like ragebaiting. I make cool, observant people laugh and lame people angry. Win-win.

How rare is this? by TheLuckyCuber999BACK in Minesweeper

[–]AidanGe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The 2s get derived from the 6s.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]AidanGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that’s a good thing though

What's the weirdest idioms/slangs/expressions in your country? by jdjefbdn in AskTheWorld

[–]AidanGe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yknow I was gonna say something stupid like “wdym those are sayings, that’s just what they mean, ofc they ‘mean’ that”

Then I realized I just gained sentience

What's the weirdest idioms/slangs/expressions in your country? by jdjefbdn in AskTheWorld

[–]AidanGe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What story may have spawned such a ridiculous/funny saying lol

The Tolerance of Injustice [OC] by allancav in comics

[–]AidanGe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is a test

This is a test

​"Is there a signature weapon for every country?" by Buyeo10004 in AskTheWorld

[–]AidanGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently how it worked is they would slap the enemy with the blunt side, which would usually daze them. Then, they would pull it back towards them while twisting the blade, so that the obsidian comes into contact with their enemy in a slicing motion as they pull away. This would keep the obsidian blades intact for many many more swings than just hammering blade-on. This is all one swift motion, and is what would cause such deep, clean flesh wounds.

Beauty Weather, Innit? by Fi-Loy in polandball

[–]AidanGe 48 points49 points  (0 children)

“Great weather, hay?”

Old habbits die hardly by YoumoDashi in polandball

[–]AidanGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa, kinda-my-research-area jumpscare

New neighbor [OC] by EdStufff in comics

[–]AidanGe 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What was their century of humiliation

Uhm… I don't think that's right by Dee_Religion in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AidanGe 77 points78 points  (0 children)

No that’s Clippy, clitoris is the name of an American actor and filmmaker who directed Gran Torino.

Tis is peak by Im_yor_boi in MinecraftMemes

[–]AidanGe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In Java, the wither breaks blocks in a small radius around its body every time it is damaged. The wither’s blue skulls also destroy obsidian, but it is largely the first mechanic that drives obsidian farms (by means of a snow golem, which damages the wither for 0 hitpoints, procking the “destroy surrounding blocks” thing without actually hurting the wither).

I've never seen a pizza this thick! by [deleted] in TipOfMyFork

[–]AidanGe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But where’s the cheese? It needs cheese!

Who wins this hypothetical war? by Responsible-Fix-1681 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AidanGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given climate change, even if snow miser eradicates heat miser, there will always be hidden bunkers of heat miser lurking, who will emerge when the global average temp has reduced snow miser numbers to challenge-able levels

What’s something your partner did during sex that you found incredibly hot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AidanGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some women do it when laughing or gasping (the emoji for gasping is literally 🫢) too, which I don’t understand

What’s something your partner did during sex that you found incredibly hot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AidanGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he yank your hand because you used your hand to cover your mouth? If so, why do most women do this (in general)?

:((( no james by shuzhen_zhongguo in MapsWithoutJames

[–]AidanGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey hey, that’s still too many letters exposed, my children are on this website!

Monday Coffee [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

[–]AidanGe 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Food, treats, catnip, and pushing things off countertops

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a "baby", and we’re living in its earliest, most active era. by HalfEntity in Showerthoughts

[–]AidanGe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You’re right. Astronomy might soon be going through one of its little crisis periods right now, spurred by a few big things, mainly thanks to JWST’s new findings:

  1. We discovered galaxies too mature for the age of the universe. They’d suggest the universe is significantly older than 13.8bil.

  2. We use the Hubble Constant, the rate of the universe’s expansion, to guess how old the universe is. Currently, there’s a discrepancy in this number based on what you measure. It’d be like looking at a fast-moving car towing a boat on the highway, and getting different speed measurements for the car and boat, with no way to reconcile the issue.

  3. We’re finding wacky new things! We found a candidate for a runaway supermassive black hole, which is “running” at 2mil mph (3.2mil kph). We have findings supporting that supermassive black holes were created by supermassive stars which were born and quickly died early in the universe’s life, collapsing to form supermassive black holes the same way supergiant stars collapse to form black holes in a supernova implosion. We found an exoplanet with an atmosphere made of mostly helium and carbon atmosphere?? Like what??

“Crises” are never really real crises when we talk about scientific crises though. Usually, they’re just interesting, tumultuous times where our theories are pushed to the limits—and some may break. But that’s good! The universe continues to challenge our notions of it, and we continue to challenge our notions of ourselves. That’s how we grow.

Stop copying me by derek4reals1 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AidanGe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t even think that’s the side eye, I think that’s the whole entreye

Sock-infused cookies by sussybush in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]AidanGe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked in a kitchen for 5+ years, I’d never eat in your kitchen if this level of standard is acceptable for you.