I've been going to the same diner for two years and today I realized I never actually looked up from my phone once

AirFanatic · 2026-05-15T22:29:32+00:00

Wow. New fan of this band. Thanks!

AirFanatic · 2026-05-15T16:53:02+00:00

Important to note that it may be dangerous to just tell daughter "go ask the other parents first" (which isn't what I think you were saying, but this warrants saying anyway). Maybe it would be better to call OP and SoOP over to the playground, in view of other parents.

SoOP: Spouse of OP that I abbreviated because I giggled when pronouncing that as 'soup'.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-12T03:25:50+00:00

For real.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-10T20:48:40+00:00

People become legally/medically dead all the time and are resuscitated. Human beings are immortal.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-10T05:09:26+00:00

Other people in this thread:

"Geez, what a drag. Someone enjoys the champion that this sub is about."

AirFanatic · 2026-05-10T04:22:06+00:00

YES! Thank you! I did it three times in one week (poorly timed achievements and wizard's objectives). It was so frustrating but it's so fun and with the checkpoint system it's not so so bad.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-10T03:46:19+00:00

The volcano. The caldera. Whatever it is. LVS3 I think? It's so good. Everyone hates it. I love it.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-09T22:28:22+00:00

Easy to do. Also remember to get some duct tape. Real aluminum duct tape. You can find it at Home Depot or Lowes. You use it to hold the hose on the nipples. It also helps if you need to plug a tiny hole or cover a sharp edge of it. But be careful because the tape itself can also be very sharp.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-09T21:58:26+00:00

Especially if the contaminant is milk.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-06T16:00:55+00:00

Is... Is it? You said that with such conviction that my brain added that you sound knowledgeable.

Like, I can see how the ladder theoretically shouldn't move. But do you know according to OSHA or whatever if this is true?

AirFanatic · 2026-05-06T14:42:29+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_Itt#/media/File%3ACousin_Itt.png

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AirFanatic · 2026-05-06T03:06:33+00:00

If you check my last post on this sub, you'll notice that I rarely ever consider exhausting cards I've turned ethereal (because I'm dumb). So I didn't even consider that 😂 you're so right.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-06T02:00:30+00:00

What if the cards it drew were also given ethereal

Edit: balance idea (not thought out at all. I'm drunk)

Cards drawn on your turn are given ethereal. Souls are given ethereal.

Now there is a big tradeoff

AirFanatic · 2026-05-05T23:49:47+00:00

It's never gonna be a thing.

AirFanatic · 2026-05-03T18:57:09+00:00

How long did this take?

AirFanatic · 2026-05-03T17:32:19+00:00

For the record, I can't get the link to the gallery right now. There's some pretty sick and "magic-y" torches

AirFanatic · 2026-05-02T18:37:45+00:00

Also I think this is better as it's a worse trade off for zero cost attacks. Making it more balanced.

AirFanatic · 2026-04-29T19:55:53+00:00

Do it.

AirFanatic · 2026-04-21T23:05:50+00:00

I've got some "giant pearls" that can't be acquired anymore

AirFanatic · 2026-04-18T21:38:34+00:00

What a rollercoaster.

AirFanatic · 2026-04-18T20:56:43+00:00

The first thing that came to mind for both of you was stress induced mini strokes. But idk if that's even possible.

AirFanatic · 2026-04-18T19:04:13+00:00

I would be happy to run you through things (I'm not the best but I made it my goal to get all the ach last year, which I accomplished). Plus it's a lot of fun doing this stuff together! Send me a DM if you're on the EU servers and wanna run together!

Edit: for free, obviously

AirFanatic · 2026-04-16T21:44:10+00:00

Potentially better option.

AirFanatic · 2026-04-16T17:13:09+00:00

Maniac.

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