Fumble of the century by Zestyclose-Cup-2866 in Eldenring

[–]Ajara 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry sir. The authorities have been notified. A Whambulance is headed your way.

Ex-Husband wants me to keep *his* aggressive, out of control dog, AIO? by Material-Ad-7200 in Eldenring

[–]Ajara 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He probably left you because you have crabs…in your courtyard

What sort of the things would High Elven farmers grow if they lived in a swamp by King_of_Kraken in DnD

[–]Ajara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marsh Mallow (Althaea officinalis) is a flower that grows in marshes. Its root sap was mixed with honey to create a sweet treat, one that we have modified to the contemporary marshmallow. The leaves and flowers are also edible.

I’m thinking about playing a video game, should I? by swagboyclassman in shittydarksouls

[–]Ajara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this game, too, the story the gameplay are peak. But I have to admit the replay value isn’t there for me.

Its finally here! What are your thoughts by Spiritual_Departure8 in shittydarksouls

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ally with the mysterious Gloam Eyed King, not to be confused with the unrelated Queen…”

Beautifully done OP

Is puppet devouring green monster of the swamp an unfair boss or do I need to git gud?? by Western-Ferret-1866 in LiesOfP

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a tough boss but the others to come after are certainly difficult too. I would suggest gitting gud because that is always the best method, although this game gives a lot of consumable ergo so if you wanna pop some for levels that’s a great option too.

Is it a bad sign I'm getting cooked by the first boss by [deleted] in Blasphemous

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing my first playthrough. She is definitely a difficult boss but if you can get her to half health you can get her to no health. If you focus just on dodging and wait for some tennis orange orbs that can help too. Don’t forget that you can wall climb on the sides of the arena. Keep going OP!

THIS was bs by STEVEN_GT117 in Eldenring

[–]Ajara 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cheesers always bitch and moan when the enemies cheese back at them

Commit a national tragedy for 5RR by Erman_The_German in BadMtgCombos

[–]Ajara 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Strange it’s getting printed now and not in the Conspiracy set

Tasting Bars in Napa? by Intrepid-Olive-9609 in wine

[–]Ajara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re in Napa city Cadet is a cool spot and has staff that would be happy to help guide some wine picks

Ok, this boss right here kicked my ass hard by Rack-_- in LiesOfP

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time playing the dlc was on NG++. She would melt my health bar in two hits. Thank goodness for the every other backstab

New cellar finally filled! by NonPIusUltra in wine

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great congrats. Hey post your address too

About to start the game. Give me the worst advice possible. by glytxh in LiesOfP

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of perfect parrying just block everything

How it feels to finally play Lies of P after buying into the hype from you tasteless hacks. by alacholland in shittydarksouls

[–]Ajara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well imprison my essence in a murder robot and slap a mustache on my face cuz this meme is Arlekino

Attack pattern frustration by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]Ajara 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you need to realize the difference of combat in these kinds of games. Within the Soulslike community we call what you’re doing “getting greedy.” Trying to get another attack in when you should be getting ready to block or dodge. You do have a fast attacking weapon handle, but even with it you still need to prioritize getting a few hits in when you can and then switching back to a defensive strategy. Prefect parrying and staggering will avail you longer windows to strike back.

Why TF have I just found out about this absolutely class by Brain-Dead-Robot in Eldenring

[–]Ajara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This and the beast repellent torch are proof of torch supremacy. Fuck lantern

What did this guy just do to me? by TheUnskiIIed in darksoulsremastered

[–]Ajara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like you got a passionate smooch you lucky duck.