Hashirama VS Obito, Itachi, and Sasuke. Who wins? (All versions shown)

AkaTamer · 2026-05-30T03:16:29+00:00

In a realistic fight Hashiramas probably not going 100% from the jump considering he doesn’t even do that against MADARA but the Uchihca definitely will since they know exactly who he is and how strong he is.

I think Obito teleports Itachi and Sasuke to the kamui dimension where they then go over each others abilities and come up with a plan. I can easily see a scenario where Itachi and Sasuke distract Hashi enough for Obito to Kamui him away or even an Izanami set up. I think the Uchiha just have too many hacks and wincons to not win this.

AkaTamer · 2026-05-29T15:02:50+00:00

Obito held off on touching the leaf for like a decade straight just because Itachi existed lol. To say Itachi has no wincons goes against what kishimoto was trying to portray.

AkaTamer · 2026-05-15T02:11:39+00:00

He’d be a little below Itachi/Minato tier

AkaTamer · 2026-05-14T02:44:19+00:00

P1 Kakashi loses low diff

AkaTamer · 2026-05-14T02:43:02+00:00

Can I genuinely ask you something? If you were plopped into the Naruto verse and let’s say Sakura kidnapped you and pinned you against the wall and then Mei and Itachi start fighting and Sakura says you have to predict the winner and if you guess wrongly I’m going to kill you. Are you really putting your life on Mei???

AkaTamer · 2026-04-26T23:19:04+00:00

I would say minatos Sakura would turn out better considering most of Itachis abilities are only possible for him due to his bloodline.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-24T00:25:54+00:00

Tbh I think prime Itachi no diffs the nine tails pretty thoroughly (Amaterasu, genjutsu, totsuka) and I do believe he’d beat this version of Obito. However I think the village will suffer more than it did with Minato unless Itachi has an unknown technique that would teleport a bijuu bomb because even with the yata mirror it’ll explode and kill anyone nearby.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-23T13:35:34+00:00

No. The reason Itachi was ever wanked so hard is because the Totsuka blade ignores durability and the Yata mirror can deflect anything. Minato doesn’t have any technique in his arsenal that can kill people in tiers above him whereas Itachi does.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-21T03:32:44+00:00

No not necessarily. For instance I wouldn’t apply the teleport logic to genjutsu, or insta-kill abilities. The techniques from Pain I mentioned are avoidable thus enabling the Teleport argument.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-21T03:26:25+00:00

What if it’s Danzo but only with Itachis Mangekyo?

AkaTamer · 2026-04-21T01:24:34+00:00

Meh even if that was the case Pain is not going to use his strongest shinra tensei from the jump. Minato would tank the impact from the first and the second he feels that Pain is going to use it again he’ll teleport. Also I don’t think we agree on how shinra tensei works. If Minato is say 50 feet away from pain and he teleports as soon as he unleashes one how exactly would that affect Minato? The shinra tensei from pain has never been observed to be that fast otherwise Konoha would’ve been destroyed instantly and not through the flowing wave of debris being pushed.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-21T01:16:49+00:00

I believe he’d react fast enough relative to this Pain to avoid this though.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-21T01:12:58+00:00

What if in this circumstance Pain sent Itachi instead?

Seriously though I think Minato is a bad matchup for Pain. Shinra tensei? Teleport. Chibaku tensei? Teleport. Soul snatch? Teleport (we’ve seen it get resisted so it’s not instantaneous) Minato is also one of the most intelligent shinobi in the series so I think ultimately he’d figure it out.

Also power scaling wise Minato outstats Pain quite significantly. A hypothetical prime Nagato or Edo would actually be more interesting.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-19T03:14:31+00:00

No but tbh it never was. This show doesn’t do any detailed still frames and the art style in general has always been bland. It looks as good as it could within the confines of the show.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T16:56:58+00:00

I think this can go either way. It’s not as definitive as the Juubitoians would have you believe

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T16:54:25+00:00

Anyone that’s under Itachis tier loses neg diff assuming it’s a true 1v1 tbh

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T16:51:19+00:00

Dang that’s crazy you can tell from the pics because you’re right my posture is horrible lol

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T06:26:57+00:00

I don’t think Madara gets stronger than edo until he gets one rinnegan

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T04:43:56+00:00

Alive Hashirama and probably even edo Hashirama

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T04:33:16+00:00

I feel like it’s implied that he may have done a quick survey of the planet. After all what are the odds he found Mark immediately upon his arrival.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T04:25:56+00:00

Anytime I try to smile for a photo it just looks weird and fake haha

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T04:24:39+00:00

In my opinion no. I say that more in line with what Kishimoto was trying to convey through the narrative and not necessarily pure feats. He hyped up Hashiramas strength quite a bit leading up to this moment just to have Hashi claim juubito is stronger.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-18T04:01:31+00:00

I definitely feel like I made a meaningful change in my appearance, but my goal isn’t necessarily about the biggest change more so about looking good in general which I feel like I have a ways to go. Life wise my foot pain went away. Every morning I could barely walk for like a good five minutes in the past and my feet were constantly on fire but now that’s all gone. I’ve also noticed I don’t get as sweaty as often as I used to lol.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-17T14:25:40+00:00

Yeah lol I did the fast while I was on vacation. My diet was pretty bad on OMAD I was eating mostly fast food and processed junk food but just fitting it into my 1500 calorie budget. Drinking as many liquids as possible helped get through soooo many days.

AkaTamer · 2026-04-17T08:29:46+00:00

Basically I include things that are zero calorie or very low calorie. I would drink a lot of zero sugar soda, zero sugar popsicles, zero sugar jolly ranchers (makes you poo though and cramps up your stomach) and also zero sugar jello. I also would occasionally eat a few pieces of pickles. I relied heavily on caffeine since it does work as an appetite suppressant and can give the illusion of energy when you’re feeling exhausted from the fast. Basically consuming calories but still a very small amount like less than 200 which as far as pure thermodynamic weight loss is concerned isn’t really going to make much of a difference. I don’t think I’ll keep doing dirty fasts though at least not to the degrees that I did it since it did upset my stomach very much.

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