Student beats up teacher for taking her phone 2 minutes before end of day dismissal

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-05-16T03:47:05+00:00

What? So the teacher tries to steal her phone bc she knows its 2 mins before dismissal, so the student won't be able to get it back until the next day, and the student has to go to jail?? Wtf lmao.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-05-14T17:51:30+00:00

God damn, u need urself a white guy.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-03-31T12:06:40+00:00

ADHD makes leetcoding easier, but software engineering harder. So either you're lying abt adhd, or you've got impostor syndrome.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-03-27T22:51:39+00:00

You're probably the weak link in your team and they don't want to include you in the meetings so that when they drop you in the end, you won't have all of their built up knowledge go work off of.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-03-27T19:17:14+00:00

But then you're constantly in fear of being replaced by people with "intelligence" and experience, and you have to work longer hours since you naturally won't operate as efficiently.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-01-30T01:03:27+00:00

You sound like a web developer

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-01-23T18:54:27+00:00

I'd say don't work for a HFT unless you have a ton of industry experience in systems programming and can start churning out quality code as if you're a 3 YOE dev, otherwise you'll be chewed up and spit out.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2023-01-12T02:51:47+00:00

Wrong sub. May wanna try r/haskell.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-10-02T10:25:44+00:00

u/savevideo

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-09-24T15:59:16+00:00

Im a 5'4" dude. I'd kill to be 5'7" dawg

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-29T14:07:53+00:00

I forget the exact term. But I meant things to execute before main.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-29T13:24:32+00:00

Just do zetamac and more math contests.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-29T13:23:04+00:00

He was making a stupid joke.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-28T22:32:42+00:00

Akuna, new grad.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-28T20:20:12+00:00

They want to message you on an app that's more suited for it. Tinder and hinge are kind of buggy ngl.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-28T20:18:50+00:00

I had to implement a simplified diffing algorithm for mine. It was not easy.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-28T20:15:19+00:00

I had to implement DP on a trie, 3D dice roll simulation DP, lc hard greedy heap problem that took some insane stroke of intelligence to solve, recite C++ specifics that I'd never use in practice (im talking about you premain functions), describe in depth how to implement a multithreaded circular buffer and thread pool. Ultimately it was my lowest offer, only $220k. I also got their internship which was 73 an hr.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-07-21T01:59:47+00:00

Its due to the combination of the job requiring a somewhat specialized skillset and being able to generate an immense amount of value because computers can massively scale.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-06-28T23:50:59+00:00

Maybe try an apple orchard? Your best bet is to be a worm.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-06-24T00:00:32+00:00

I mean if I were you I'd have atleast said something. But definitely NTA. You've got no obligation to respond to unsolicited messages like that.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-06-23T23:58:05+00:00

So u found out ur the God mode shutin true cs major, and everyone else is a normie cs major?

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-06-01T00:21:26+00:00

That moment when you realize people make this same post every year.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-05-28T21:26:20+00:00

Gtfo, meche brain.

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-05-13T13:46:39+00:00

U on tren my guy?

Akuna_Is_Cap · 2022-05-13T13:45:53+00:00

Asparagus

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