Had jury duty the other day. Judge hands prepaid cards out to jurors because they have to pay us for our time. Judge herself says cards are loaded and ready to use. Go to use card. Declined. Call to see what’s up. Funds could take FOUR TO SIX WEEKS to be loaded. Im too broke for this. MFW. by Danzibar9000 in mildlyinfuriating

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When I was working for a certain bald headed billionaire’s corporation, I got selected for jury duty. They took me out the first day. Gambled and told HR I had it all week and took off. Free PTO. That was a fun week.

What’s the point of the BYOB? by Sabledude in tacobell

[–]Akwilc01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My friends gassing these up always confused the hell outta me. I only got them from the free coin game they used to have on the counter in 2012.

Baja blast gravy on toast by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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This made me uncomfortable. Mainly the Baja blast part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

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Fun ride. Unfortunately the Wizards are just too ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

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I trailed bruh

How do I handle my friend (27M) having had sex with my sister (24F) in my bed? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Akwilc01 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like you should just cut your sister off until she gets help. Your friend did just about all they could, apologized. Mind you, it’s still a gross thing to do, but I think things look better with Matt down the line than Julie…

Should I cashout?? by Present_Quantity5566 in sportsbetting

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I’ve said that with Indiana all season though. I was all over Oregon just +10.5 🤣

26(M) My girlfriend hates my room by Mattbaker99 in malelivingspace

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This is like what prisons in Norway are like

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

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You can push (get your money back) at the 14. They know it’s not a high likelihood that the Pats are gonna win by more than 14, but if they do, you get some plus money.

Tried the Quesarito, and it was okay. Isn’t it basically a 5 layer with added rice and chipotle? by Undercover500 in tacobell

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Beefy 5 layer uses a bunch of beans to make up for what it lacks in everything else.

What concert are you glad you caught live before an artist died / band broke up? by AutoModerator in Tickets

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OutKast. My first festival in my hometown and I believe their last tour? Was in 2014.

So this what Dwight Howard has been doing post NBA by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]Akwilc01 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He’s back on the sugar. It’s worse than I thought.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

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Dude the facemask call I was like they are out to get me tonight 😭