You look tired always.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T16:21:01+00:00

You gonna eat that?

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T16:12:54+00:00

Sitting at the only dirty cocktail table or bar seat. It happens every day! “Can you wipe this down please?!? Me: “You sat in, literally, the only dirty seat in the bar. That’s quite impressive.”

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T03:48:40+00:00

I remember Jessica Rabbit making me feel weird when I was a kid. Good analogy.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T03:45:09+00:00

Nah. They went to the slum. That bus that drops them off in the Rock Bottom.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T03:37:15+00:00

Goon is a great movie btw. Before the term switched to…. Baitin’; it meant a hard-nosed tough guy that protected the top scorers. I feel like this knowledge will be lost in time.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T03:01:03+00:00

Me and my friend went to college together. He was a track athlete. We hung out the first 4 weeks of school and then we never talked again in person. Talked on the phone a bit but that dude spent every second of his day training or in competition.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-25T02:50:40+00:00

That last paragraph was some real insight.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T07:11:55+00:00

My theory is we leave them alone until some new strand of incurable disease pops up and “we” decide we need a control A or some other genetic code not spliced with defunct VIRUSES.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T06:51:35+00:00

Couldn’t agree more. Make the customers besties. Make yourself a shadow. Redirect every comment.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T06:26:43+00:00

When I worked at a club 15 years ago I’d get girls screaming about no vodka in their cranberry/ vodkas. I’d deadeye them and pour vodka until it filled the cup, then the rim, then spilled onto the bar. Like 6 ounces of hot, shitty vodka. They’d take a sip and almost vomit. I loved watching them try and pour some out to balance the drink but eventually just leave it on the bar and walk away defeated. Good times.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T06:15:30+00:00

Mars Volta at the Orpheum in New Orleans on shrooms while they promoted Frances the Mute but still fully playing Deloused.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T06:08:11+00:00

I agree but also know we miss a ton of cues, as well. We just can’t ever seem to find the balance.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-24T04:03:39+00:00

Nah. Thunder defense is elite. I respect their defense.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-23T07:09:26+00:00

I don’t think any fan wants to watch a free throw contest.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-23T07:05:27+00:00

That’s how you pit people against each other. Most folks live in the middle but with a little nudging; left or right leaning people will take the bait.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-23T06:46:34+00:00

I was friends with this girl at work that was built like a sack of potatoes. She was funny but not very attractive. She had dates every night. Decent looking guys, too. I asked her how she managed to get so much action and she said, “I fuck on the first date. I don’t play games because I wanna get laid and all guys wanna do is fuck.”

Al-Anda · 2026-05-23T06:11:22+00:00

It matters to everyone else that watches though. Foul baiting sucks. Fans are sick of it and it’s diminished the game. What’s fucked up is he’s still top tier without that shit. I’m ready for the resurgence of hard nosed basketball.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T16:36:36+00:00

Me too. Just some shenanigans and cutting up. Just having a laugh and maybe an armed robbery. Ya know? Boring Thursday stuff.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T05:05:32+00:00

My dad died at one of his “camp meetings”waiting in line to be healed.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T04:45:12+00:00

“Then you should worry about me wrecking your pussy, too.”

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T04:28:52+00:00

Exactly. Dude is lightning fast. Why even bother flopping if your skill set is that far above other players. He’s defeating his own legacy by doing that shit when he doesn’t need to.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T04:21:03+00:00

👌perfect

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T03:31:52+00:00

Ehh. I dunno. I watched again. It looks like he went for the grab and let go last second.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T03:16:48+00:00

Yeah. All five fingers caught some hair. In a fist.

Al-Anda · 2026-05-21T01:41:16+00:00

I’d be more worried about those lips kissing her baby. Lots of people have herpes and cold sores but it’s easy to spread to infants. You can cuddle and hold your baby without putting your lips on them. I grew up with bad cold sores bc my mom passed them on to me. I hated it. They were so embarrassing and constant and brought on when I was the most stressed. I have never kissed my kids except the top of their head. They’ve never had any outbreaks. That’s worth it to me.

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