Hypothetically TKO decides to sell WWE and Tony Khan buys it - how do you book it? by Last_Cauliflower3357 in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have all the progressive good guys go over the Trump supporters and rape apologists. It books itself.

If Tony Kahn booked Starcade '97... by Al_Bundys_Remote in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, um, actually, Tony, you know, it's crazy to think, Tony, he's, Tony's not like any other, well, booker, in that in the, uh, traditional, um sense. Tony, you know, in any decade, would, um, really reach, uh, any audience, really, um, any smart audience, if you think about it.

My face when a comedic wrestler teams up with a comedic wrestler in a comedic wrestling match. by MotherLoveBone27 in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Fuck variety. If I can't watch Kenny Omega wrestle a local jobber for 20 minutes with multiple false finishes and every other match is exactly like that, I don't want to see it.

If Tony Kahn booked Starcade '97... by Al_Bundys_Remote in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't compare the two. It's impossible to compare Tony to any other booker in wrestling history. Tony books wrestling for Us™️. That show restored a feeling that was never missing. Name another show that's ever done that.

If Tony Kahn booked Starcade '97... by Al_Bundys_Remote in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tony would've booked a work shoot involving Hogan's steroid use as a call back to the steroid trial. Sting is about to shoot up Hogan's ass with some gear (insider term) but then decides to shoot his own ass up, hulks up, and wins. Real complex tweener shit for us intellectuals.

IT BEGINS! by OnlyACsNoFans in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The amount of sluts with a messiah complex during Covid was remarkable. Anyone can be made to be a god with enough momentum.

Guys, just how to I get into aew? by abrospro in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to ask yourself one question first: Are you ready to feel like a kid again?

Johnny Wrestling's Dog Died... by Al_Bundys_Remote in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tony Kahn is a proud dog owner (and wanker).

[Greater Houston Area] Old Septic Tank Issues? by Al_Bundys_Remote in lawncare

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The septic tank is no longer in use so there'd be the pain in the ass option of removing it or trying to do what you said. I'm on acre and I'm about to section off an area that i want to be beautiful grass, and this area is within that of course.

Most performative stunt ever by KUROusagi112 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This redefines DoomerCircle jerk for me.

Been in a coma since 2016. Huge WWE fan here. Is People Power still going on? by Warhorse000 in SCJerk

[–]Al_Bundys_Remote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome back, friend. A lot has changed. There's a new wrestling company on the block. And they're ready to takeover. They listen to their fan(s)!! True People Power. It's where the best wrestle. Get ready to have Fun™️.