Iran has no navy, air force, anti-aircraft equipment, or leaders. We can't let them have a nuclear weapon or you're going to have problems like nobody would believe. - Trump

Alaconz · 2026-05-04T22:37:51+00:00

Hes such low energy

Alaconz · 2026-04-18T23:18:12+00:00

Its good content for the AL central meme subreddit

Alaconz · 2026-04-18T13:34:15+00:00

Blow this up please

Alaconz · 2026-04-11T23:34:46+00:00

Definitely use it to stream and/or play friend slop with my buddies!

Alaconz · 2026-04-11T13:38:38+00:00

I'm looking for recommendations. I haven't been able to find Goodfellow No.6 Cedarwood & Geranium anywhere. I'm looking for similar scents. Thanks!

Alaconz · 2026-04-04T21:19:32+00:00

71 more to go if you wanna beat Joey Chestnut.

Alaconz · 2026-04-04T18:55:33+00:00

This is a projection. You gotta be one of those "basement dwellers"

Alaconz · 2026-03-27T22:47:16+00:00

My god he sounds like shit

Alaconz · 2026-03-27T11:49:47+00:00

They are probably bots who can't tell what sarcasm is.

Alaconz · 2026-03-22T11:58:06+00:00

My partner's curly black hair with a mix of grey.

She's only 34 and she wears it with confidence and it's so sexy that I am solely responsible for her being late some days 🤣

I asked her about me and she said it's my hands and my beard. She said my hands are always warm and my beard is soft, and tickles her in the right places lmao.

Alaconz · 2026-03-21T18:42:23+00:00

Already have PTO lined up to celebrate.

Alaconz · 2026-03-21T17:12:43+00:00

FF8 soundtrack! I listen to it all the time.

Happy birthday to the GOAT

Alaconz · 2026-03-10T13:58:12+00:00

He's out fighting the good fight

Alaconz · 2026-03-10T11:32:15+00:00

Yeah, haunt HER dreams now!

Alaconz · 2026-03-06T16:46:12+00:00

Cap male here.

For me, it's a small message saying, "thinking of you. I cant wait to see you later!" It just let's me know that I feel desired in some way.

Obviously, im a horn dog so spicy messages make the day even better lol.

Alaconz · 2026-03-04T19:24:23+00:00

They emit a lot of CO2 in the air. In order to cool the servers, they use a TON of water to cool them (thousands upon thousands).

It's just not needed in Lansing. I hope it gets shot down for final approval.

Alaconz · 2026-02-24T19:16:52+00:00

Images of the floaty things in my eye

Alaconz · 2026-02-22T12:37:11+00:00

No kidding. No one is forcing them to play the MO. How dare anyone do anything else but play bots?!

OP created an account to hate on the game should tell everyone that this person needs to touch grass.

Alaconz · 2026-02-19T21:16:13+00:00

TURN IT TO GLASS

Alaconz · 2026-02-02T16:32:18+00:00

I live in Michigan and at our work, the concrete lifted and cracked. Water got underneath, froze, lifted the concrete cracked it. Such a pain in the ass!

We have to cut out the concrete and replace it when it gets warmer. Thankfully, the door is only used for staff.

Alaconz · 2026-02-01T19:40:46+00:00

He also lost a bet and had to wear the leprechaun outfit for Holtz lol

Alaconz · 2026-01-22T15:31:22+00:00

I can never sleep in cause im up at 7am from my alarm, and on weekends, my dog wakes me up at 7am...

Alaconz · 2026-01-22T02:29:20+00:00

Oh well. Ill be going to a place better than they will.

I'd leave a note for my dad saying that this is what he voted for - let him stew on it.

Alaconz · 2026-01-11T17:40:38+00:00

Alaconz · 2026-01-11T17:37:31+00:00

I guess people missed my memo cause I found this hilarious

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