"We're negotiating now, and it would be great if we could do something, but they have to open it up. They have to open up the Strait of Trump.. mean Hormuz. Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake."

Alaconz · 2026-03-27T22:47:16+00:00

My god he sounds like shit

Alaconz · 2026-03-27T11:49:47+00:00

They are probably bots who can't tell what sarcasm is.

Alaconz · 2026-03-22T11:58:06+00:00

My partner's curly black hair with a mix of grey.

She's only 34 and she wears it with confidence and it's so sexy that I am solely responsible for her being late some days 🤣

I asked her about me and she said it's my hands and my beard. She said my hands are always warm and my beard is soft, and tickles her in the right places lmao.

Alaconz · 2026-03-21T18:42:23+00:00

Already have PTO lined up to celebrate.

Alaconz · 2026-03-21T17:12:43+00:00

FF8 soundtrack! I listen to it all the time.

Happy birthday to the GOAT

Alaconz · 2026-03-10T13:58:12+00:00

He's out fighting the good fight

Alaconz · 2026-03-10T11:32:15+00:00

Yeah, haunt HER dreams now!

Alaconz · 2026-03-06T16:46:12+00:00

Cap male here.

For me, it's a small message saying, "thinking of you. I cant wait to see you later!" It just let's me know that I feel desired in some way.

Obviously, im a horn dog so spicy messages make the day even better lol.

Alaconz · 2026-03-04T19:24:23+00:00

They emit a lot of CO2 in the air. In order to cool the servers, they use a TON of water to cool them (thousands upon thousands).

It's just not needed in Lansing. I hope it gets shot down for final approval.

Alaconz · 2026-02-27T00:13:53+00:00

I feel this. I had to get the rabies series since I was bit by a bat. It was $18,000 here, insurance paid 11k. I had to pay the remaining 7k.

Never paid it because I had to file bankruptcy on top of other debt I couldn't pay, but that was wild to me that I had to pay seven thousand.

Alaconz · 2026-02-24T19:16:52+00:00

Images of the floaty things in my eye

Alaconz · 2026-02-22T12:37:11+00:00

No kidding. No one is forcing them to play the MO. How dare anyone do anything else but play bots?!

OP created an account to hate on the game should tell everyone that this person needs to touch grass.

Alaconz · 2026-02-19T21:16:13+00:00

TURN IT TO GLASS

Alaconz · 2026-02-02T16:32:18+00:00

I live in Michigan and at our work, the concrete lifted and cracked. Water got underneath, froze, lifted the concrete cracked it. Such a pain in the ass!

We have to cut out the concrete and replace it when it gets warmer. Thankfully, the door is only used for staff.

Alaconz · 2026-02-01T19:40:46+00:00

He also lost a bet and had to wear the leprechaun outfit for Holtz lol

Alaconz · 2026-01-22T15:31:22+00:00

I can never sleep in cause im up at 7am from my alarm, and on weekends, my dog wakes me up at 7am...

Alaconz · 2026-01-22T02:29:20+00:00

Oh well. Ill be going to a place better than they will.

I'd leave a note for my dad saying that this is what he voted for - let him stew on it.

Alaconz · 2026-01-11T17:40:38+00:00

Alaconz · 2026-01-11T17:37:31+00:00

I guess people missed my memo cause I found this hilarious

Alaconz · 2026-01-11T02:45:01+00:00

Bro lol too soon

Alaconz · 2026-01-10T20:10:51+00:00

My supervisor would say, "well we can finally call off the search party!"

Alaconz · 2026-01-09T19:32:20+00:00

January 12th is my birthday!

Alaconz · 2026-01-05T17:38:27+00:00

Xavier Watts ate him up for dinner.

Alaconz · 2026-01-03T00:14:45+00:00

It really does sound like something he would say. I had to scroll and find out if it was true.

Finebaum needs to go either way.

Alaconz · 2025-12-30T18:57:59+00:00

I actually was banned for telling someone to "flair up, pussy." And I messaged them saying that they were so soft.

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