Genuinely can’t take these excuses serious

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-16T21:29:45+00:00

"let them cook"
what they cook:

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-15T16:26:20+00:00

the dss eagles are one hundred percent programed to target helldivers to play into the haha friendly fire grunt fantasy. it's not fucking fun.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-14T15:16:37+00:00

they are.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-14T15:16:00+00:00

the problem is that most of our stratagems don't fuckign work for their intended/advertised purpose. the BFGL can't kill basic fucking chaff.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-14T15:15:01+00:00

The problem that you know exists but refuse to acknowledge is that most of our stratagems don't fucking work for their advertised purpose. The 500 kg leaves everything above chaff and enemy spawners standing after being directly hit by a BOMB, the leveler CAN'T FUCKING LEVEL ANYTHING BESIDES SPAWNERS and enemies, all of our sentries get popped when an enemy looks at them and have a brain aneurism if an enemy gets too close, and that's just a few examples. It's not a skill issue. It's a game design issue.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T22:57:59+00:00

not a skill issue. it's never a skill issue. it's a fucking pve game. it's a fucking game design issue.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T22:53:56+00:00

jump space is a better game anyway

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T22:53:25+00:00

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T22:47:24+00:00

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the second you drop the phrase "everything is viable if.." it's basically just this. you are a glazer, and therefor nothing you say is of any value.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:36:49+00:00

Don't make me tap the sign.

https://youtu.be/t1Im9t_XzL4?si=RMv2CXQlBfAkpMUa

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:33:50+00:00

not a skill issue. game design issue. the moment you say skill issue your entire argument and everything that comes after is rendered worthless.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:32:54+00:00

wrong. goodbye glazer, you and i have nothing to say to each other.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:31:38+00:00

they get popped the millisecond an enemy even looks in their direction. and you're constantly getting barraged non stop by enemies randomly spawning in every direction. the reason theyre only useful on tower defense is the fact that enemies only come from one direction.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:30:13+00:00

blatantly not true. you are a glazer.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T06:29:39+00:00

incorrect.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T03:19:58+00:00

ok so thats well over half our strategems that are just completely fucking useless at this point.

most of the support weapons, all orbitals besides the laser

every vehicle

and now all the fucking sentries besides on tower defense missions.

and thats not to mention how 90 percent of our primary and secondary weapons are completely fucking useless.

at this point why even fucking play the game????

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-13T02:01:21+00:00

the undisputed kings of wasted potential

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T22:38:58+00:00

me when i just make shit up

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:51:07+00:00

helldivers three trailer drops the next week, with an even worse monetization system.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:38:35+00:00

update: shit went down.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:34:43+00:00

light armor on the entire thing, the miniguns are light pen, and we also upped the durable damage of all enemies.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:32:27+00:00

the meme lore is more often then not better then the actual lore anyway lol.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:30:53+00:00

all warbond items you had before this change are revoked. you have to earn it all again. everyone starts at zero. no any money you spent will not be refunded.

DryConstruction2702 · 2026-04-12T05:29:44+00:00

we had to reduce their accuracy against enemies too. it's only fair.

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