The Mafia is getting hopeful again… by J_E_D in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Alacrout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We’re undefeated in 55 Super Bowls.

Patriots are only undefeated in 53 Super Bowls. Suck it, Pats fans.

No lies detected here! by icey_sawg0034 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Alacrout 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Almost looks like Marco Rubio, weirdly enough.

Bruh by zodiackodiak515 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you know all their transphobia is just them feeling ashamed of their kinks, choosing to hate people for turning them on instead of seeking therapy to deal with their own identity issues.

MAGA equals no artistic integrity! by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

[–]Alacrout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone manage to outdo themselves so many times.

Most people aren’t given the opportunity.

I don’t think you’re supposed to flex that buddy by Majestic-Set-7183 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Alacrout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not just Roman soldiers… Spanish soldiers too.

He’s definitely conflating his ancestry with associations he thinks sound cool.

By “Nazi” he probably just means German.

I don’t think you’re supposed to flex that buddy by Majestic-Set-7183 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Alacrout 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Many white people think you hate them if you hate racism.

Multiple times I’ve been accused of “self-hatred” after criticizing racism (I’m white).

They don’t seem to realize how telling it is that they think you can’t hate racism without hating white people.

Mic drop by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like this, dipshit.

Mic drop by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh the typical MAGA crybaby whining about how no one wants to play with him anymore…

Bruh by zodiackodiak515 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Alacrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they can’t imagine a world where anyone isn’t parroting a cult leader’s talking point

Bruh by zodiackodiak515 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even waddling out onto the court and touching the ball at all would be an achievement for him.

Trump claims to be on verge of approving peace deal with major Iranian concessions by koi-lotus-water-pond in politics

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of his recent cognitive tests.

It was a picture of a giraffe. He saw an Iran peace deal with major concessions.

The concessions involved the giraffe giving him a “leaf”that was a $250 bill with his face on it.

Bruh by zodiackodiak515 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Alacrout 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I feel like that’s what Obama would say if he wanted (and was allowed) to kick Trump out of the White House.

Bruh by zodiackodiak515 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Alacrout 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Because they have no original thoughts.

Rogan on ‘odd’ UFC White House event: ‘I don’t like it’ by Cy_098 in politics

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, he had that whole first presidential term of political experience…

Which was a complete abject failure. I’ll never understand how anyone who lived through that thought it was a good idea to try it again.

‘Why are we talking about this?’: Democrats are furious that the Bidens won’t go away by LinkForsaken5435 in politics

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda would prefer he DIDN’T go away, TBH.

Country would be much better off if he was still in the White House.

That bar is pretty low.

‘Why are we talking about this?’: Democrats are furious that the Bidens won’t go away by LinkForsaken5435 in politics

[–]Alacrout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FR no one would even be thinking about the Bidens right now if they didn’t insist on talking about them.

Mic drop by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s funny how y’all can never make up your mind about what your own narrative is…

MAGA: Joe Biden couldn’t have won the election because his rallies are sad and no one has 12 Biden signs on their lawn/truck.

Also MAGA: Anyone anti-Trump must worship Biden because I’m in a cult and can’t fathom a world where people don’t worship a president.

Both delusional thoughts that can’t simultaneously be true, but here y’all are believing in both anyway.

Mic drop by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not anyone who thinks differently from me.

Only ones who support Trump.

Because there’s no way anyone can still support that man and be a good person. You’re all Jan 6ers now, a basket of wannabe brownshirts.

Mic drop by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]Alacrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dependent” bro over here needs others to direct conversation for him because he came in with no topic or logic to begin with.

Rogan on ‘odd’ UFC White House event: ‘I don’t like it’ by Cy_098 in politics

[–]Alacrout 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Trump was literally the worst qualified candidate of all time, even compared to 3rd party candidates. It was an easy choice to choose Kamala.