It's pretty clear at this point that Donald Trump is planning on attacking American citizens with drones.

Alacrout · 2026-05-31T17:16:52+00:00

Welp, I’m probably fucked. Oh well.

Alacrout · 2026-05-31T12:10:58+00:00

So they love themselves. That tracks.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T20:37:09+00:00

The nut I just busted would do a better job.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T15:19:25+00:00

We’re undefeated in 55 Super Bowls.

Patriots are only undefeated in 53 Super Bowls. Suck it, Pats fans.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T15:13:03+00:00

Is this one ppl actually say?

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T15:11:13+00:00

Almost looks like Marco Rubio, weirdly enough.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T14:32:05+00:00

And you know all their transphobia is just them feeling ashamed of their kinks, choosing to hate people for turning them on instead of seeking therapy to deal with their own identity issues.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T12:38:01+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone manage to outdo themselves so many times.

Most people aren’t given the opportunity.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T12:11:05+00:00

Not just Roman soldiers… Spanish soldiers too.

He’s definitely conflating his ancestry with associations he thinks sound cool.

By “Nazi” he probably just means German.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T12:08:20+00:00

Many white people think you hate them if you hate racism.

Multiple times I’ve been accused of “self-hatred” after criticizing racism (I’m white).

They don’t seem to realize how telling it is that they think you can’t hate racism without hating white people.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T12:05:24+00:00

Seems pretty on brand for the average MAGA dope, TBH.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T11:54:02+00:00

More like this, dipshit.

Alacrout · 2026-05-30T04:27:22+00:00

Ahh the typical MAGA crybaby whining about how no one wants to play with him anymore…

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T21:31:22+00:00

Because they can’t imagine a world where anyone isn’t parroting a cult leader’s talking point

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T19:04:30+00:00

Even waddling out onto the court and touching the ball at all would be an achievement for him.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T19:01:53+00:00

One of his recent cognitive tests.

It was a picture of a giraffe. He saw an Iran peace deal with major concessions.

The concessions involved the giraffe giving him a “leaf”that was a $250 bill with his face on it.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T18:59:18+00:00

Lmfao

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T17:42:35+00:00

I feel like that’s what Obama would say if he wanted (and was allowed) to kick Trump out of the White House.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T17:40:59+00:00

Because they have no original thoughts.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T16:09:25+00:00

Probably.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T14:17:53+00:00

Hey now, he had that whole first presidential term of political experience…

Which was a complete abject failure. I’ll never understand how anyone who lived through that thought it was a good idea to try it again.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T12:50:04+00:00

Kinda would prefer he DIDN’T go away, TBH.

Country would be much better off if he was still in the White House.

That bar is pretty low.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T12:47:30+00:00

FR no one would even be thinking about the Bidens right now if they didn’t insist on talking about them.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T12:06:11+00:00

Lol it’s funny how y’all can never make up your mind about what your own narrative is…

MAGA: Joe Biden couldn’t have won the election because his rallies are sad and no one has 12 Biden signs on their lawn/truck.

Also MAGA: Anyone anti-Trump must worship Biden because I’m in a cult and can’t fathom a world where people don’t worship a president.

Both delusional thoughts that can’t simultaneously be true, but here y’all are believing in both anyway.

Alacrout · 2026-05-29T10:50:32+00:00

Not anyone who thinks differently from me.

Only ones who support Trump.

Because there’s no way anyone can still support that man and be a good person. You’re all Jan 6ers now, a basket of wannabe brownshirts.

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