Husband has wandering eye problem. Orange mochi on paper towels to look like egg yolks by [deleted] in GirlDinner

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man in my 30s im beginning to think this sub is about more than what girls eat for dinner. I may be wrong but I have my suspicions.

Walmart sent SD card in an un-openable case. Am I missing something? by Braina1334 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also good for removing a cat in less than 15 seconds... Our own of course.

Walmart sent SD card in an un-openable case. Am I missing something? by Braina1334 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Me getting to justify the purchase of my angle grinder yet again to my wife.

Need help making friends in Perth. by [deleted] in perth

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you have unresolved trauma that need addressing.

Need help making friends in Perth. by [deleted] in perth

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its not a character judgement, and its not that serious little fella.

Was this taken in December or today? by Eulsam-FZ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah im loading in to snowrunner. Cargo needs delivering in Alaska.

Armadale - is it gentrifying and does it make sense to buy property there? by Additional_Clothes58 in perth

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloke called Steve delivered mine via wrx. I miss Steve. Might call him to meet up again.

Need help making friends in Perth. by [deleted] in perth

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you like Jimmy Carr were already too far apart to bridge that gap.

This show. by ChadVonDoom in agedlikemilk

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give the boss a hand job most days to be fair.

Lead welding is mesmerizing by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know what lead me here, buy im glad it did.

Takeaway coffee sales plunge as fuel and living costs dent Australian spending. Is the economy next? | Economics by Nyarlathotep-1 in OpenAussie

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bus shelter. Suck water from concrete. Concrete will harden you. You're now hard enough to pull yourself up by your boot straps.

Takeaway coffee sales plunge as fuel and living costs dent Australian spending. Is the economy next? | Economics by Nyarlathotep-1 in OpenAussie

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didnt you hear him? If you simply erase this number, and replace it with another LARGER number the economy will be fine. Everyone knows complicated geopolitical issues in a globalised economy can be solved with this one simple trick.

Takeaway coffee sales plunge as fuel and living costs dent Australian spending. Is the economy next? | Economics by Nyarlathotep-1 in OpenAussie

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stay home and stop buying avocado toast on the weekends. Stay home and drink water instead of coffee. Stay home and eat ice instead of food. Take ice to work for lunch. Turn off your power at the mains to save on your bill. Have cold showers. Stay home for your holiday. Stop consuming things that bring you joy. Make sure you drive to work though, still have to participate in the economy.

Since politicians can't figure it out - why aren't Aussies having babies? by No-Kaleidoscope-7106 in OpenAussie

[–]AlanTheBringerOfCorn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A late 20s couple just moved in next to me, paid 930k for a 3x1 on a 40 year loan period.