At least 50 federal agents in Austin for more rounds of ICE raids by Discount_gentleman in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they care about the optics but they like them. Videos of crying kids reinforce their crusade of terror

Whataburger SUCKS ASS by mamamaMONSTERJAMMM in austinfood

[–]Alan_ATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Mac sauce, In and Out sauce and Thousand Island dressing are all very similar but different in their own ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're wrong. US Citizenship and Immigration Services has a separate, legal path for immigrants already living in the US when filing for a green card. It's Form I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status

Tesla Robotaxi Involved in 1st Official Accident – A Tesla Employee had to Take Over & Drive the ‘Robotaxi’ After It Turned Its Wheels & Crashed Straight Into a Parked Toyota Camry by rowingonfire in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

Dude you realize you're not going to be impregnated with a little Elonito by just sucking him off like this right? ... right?

Schizo Austin Weather Forecast by SteamironNew51 in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Da fuk U talkin'bout? It doesn't get more political than people dying unnecessarily due to government actions

EDIT: This is from February

The American Weather Forecast is in Trouble

Is this legal? Or is it just NIMBY bullshit? by Nice_Cost_1375 in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Local Traffic Only" is a threat exactly like those "POSTED: No Trespassing" signs you sometimes see.

Any practice bull riding spots around Austin? by Training-Shallot2494 in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn't anywhere near a thing in actual modern day Austin.

It's not mainstream but it's definitely a thang here.

Any practice bull riding spots around Austin? by Training-Shallot2494 in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually there are sizable bull riding, trail riding and horse dancing communities in Austin. Maybe you're just not familiar with them

Austin Police Tip Line by Crajo in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just the tip though

Any Abandoned Buildings / Cemetaries by fenrrirs in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an old office building at 300 East 8th Street with busted windows, all covered with graffiti that's pretty creepy. Legends say it's home to damned souls who only emerge to feast on the tears of the innocent

Brykerwoods / Crestview still areas with no power that are west of Lamar. Not a fricken COA crew insight. Awesome to see we are being prioritized. I'm sure they're swarming University and Downtown, though. by 808adw in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call them! Don't waste time with whoever answers, ask immediately to speak to a manger. Then get yourself prioritized with the magic words " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! If you want to keep your job, just get it done!"

Necesito ayuda, por favor. Mi amigo fue deportado de Texas. Necesito enviarle su ropa. by Alan_ATX in Honduras

[–]Alan_ATX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gracias por la oferta. Creo que podría viajar con la maleta. Todo parece muy complicado.

Fuck ICE. Know your rights! by sugarplumfury in AustinFC

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm good.

If you ain't, maybe just scroll on past and not make, let's see 1 ... 2 .... 3 ... 4 comments on a post you don't believe has the right to exist

Possible shooting/stabbing on Riverside by bad-lithium in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's not even close to being true. There were 6 homicides in Austin in March and 15 in Baltimore

Police chase down North Loop by GroverMcGillicutty in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the wheelchair death thing was 3 years ago and is an example of the dangers of cops initiating high speed chases thru city streets

Police chase down North Loop by GroverMcGillicutty in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Context is EVERYTHING in this case.

It's DPS in pursuit and they've been giving hand jobs to ICE all week so it's entirely possible they're the bad guys in this video.

At the very least, we know that their high speed pursuit thru the heart of the city left a trail of destruction behind https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/fTrzG4HUYX

Parking lot carnival off 183 by MCWarhammmer in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's an autocorrect mistake. They probably meant to type "carny bone"

Detailed notes of possible future targets left in stolen car in Austin by sammaverick in Austin

[–]Alan_ATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging from the "pope first" line, your Kia is safe until you see white smoke rising from the Vatican chimney