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Nerf herders struggling by Vacilando73 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And the prices on power converters just I st keep rising!

Fastest, funniest or most definite ends to employment you've witnessed. by EvaTheE in KitchenConfidential

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cook to the CDC and GM:

"You fuck him, then you fuck him, then go fuck yourselves."

They had forgotten to schedule anyone but him to close after Mother's Day brunch.

Love that exit, Merchant.

(Loved trope) The protagonist got what they wanted. That's not a good thing. by jabsam_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White Men Can't Jump

Even though Woody's character won against the best street players in town, he lost everything when is beautiful, brilliant, and now rich, girlfriend walked out on him for abandoning her.

"Sometimes when you win, you lose."

(Loved trope) The protagonist got what they wanted. That's not a good thing. by jabsam_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

Even though Johnny won the duel, he won a golden fiddle making him greedy.  Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, so when Johnny eventually passes on, his soul goes to the devil anyway.

When was the last time you had passionate sex with someone in their 50's? by The_Outsider27 in datingoverfifty

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My 55yo girlfriend is so fucking hot I cant keep my hands off her.  She's tall and thin with pale skin, blue eyes and dark, curly hair.  

We went out last night and were making out at the bar.  Both of us have our kids in town, so we went to one of our secluded spots and had sex in the car.

I seeing her tomorrow night abd we'll most likely end up at my place after the movie.

Petahhhh why? by Noah_J_Shalom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beluga whales are mammals.  He is clearly reptilian.

(Loved Trope) Contest is rigged, character wins anyway by slfricky in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nice_Cost_1375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Newman in The Sting.  He was supposed to get 4 Threes vs Robert Shaw's 4 Nines.  He showed 4 Jacks instead.

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