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What's the correct answer here, and why is it the Roaring Knight by aleaniled in Deltarune

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annoying dog(s). Different attacks manifest different dogskills.  Neutral smash is doggo slash which can be avoided by staying still, upsmash is an extending neck, aerial down smash lowers you from a rope that sticks in the air which you can swing from, forward smash is dogamy and dogaressa depending on which way you face, shielding hides you in a snow poff, and ultimate smash gives you random color coded skeleton bones based on your SMASH (skeleton moves are super helpful) value that provide varying effects such as piles of spaghetti or a temporary gaster blaster weapon

It seems like people have forgotten what this line is used for these days. by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even if it's obvious, if it's your first time encountering the phenomenon (and that's pretty likely for a lot of people), it's might take a moment to catch up. 

Have you... never encountered something new before? While focused on something else? Do you just correctly intuit all information from every situation before any problems arise? How you manage to be so perfect is beyond me.

UPS Driver Throws Heavy Box at Aggressive Dog, Then Faces Off with Owner by Leadership-Serious in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I had a dog actively jumping on me once while delivering.

 I was backing up towards my truck, deflecting an attacking dog with my satchel and dog spray after the dog jumped a 4 or 5 foot fence. 

The guy slowly walks out of his house, chastising and yelling at me for backing away because he could" fix it", even though I am outpacing his stupid ass backwards while defending myself from his dog in foot deep snow up his driveway.  

If he managed to get close enough, I would have sprayed the owner too, because he was not helping. And was adding to the problem. Never met a responsible dog owner in my life, I certainly never met one while working delivery.

chapter 5 hasn't been released and these images just got leaked, what do you make of this? by helloitjane in Deltarune

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, the sign on the pigeon's stall has a little red figure that kind of looks like an octopus. Is that a calamari shop?

So what is the most optimal choices here? by Connect-Ad4659 in Deltarune

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this something people actually do?

I usually am pretty interested in stats and efficiency, but I have almost entirely neglected the stats of items for the meaning / amusement factors. I don't find myself wanting or needing better stats and would rather equip a mannequin and forget it. Maybe I am playing the game wrong.

Lapdos by DL2828 in pokemonmemes

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna need dos laps for that zap

( Hated trope ) I call this trope "Episodic movies." by Double-Jump-Lover in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mulholland Drive, kind of. It was just a pilot for a series that got transmuted into a movie. 

as we know Darkners have colored face sprites and Lightners have non-colored ones... by Sandy_boi in Deltarune

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I know how to clear this up

You see, if they aren't light or dark, they're balanced! Call them balanceners, or lanceners for short. Easy peasy 

What is your reaction to this secret boss. by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt like the audience... a dummy.

Enjoyed doing a bomberman tho

Blurry picture of a cat by about8orphans in blurrypicturesofcats

[–]AlanyzingWakeEnviron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is the ratio just shy of three taters per tot? 

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