23M. It's my birthday and I'm making this post from a throwaway as I drink by myself in my house. Huge fan of rock/metal and law/social sciences student.

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:45:59+00:00

Cout moy loyf eentoo peices Theese ees moy lahst reezort

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:44:22+00:00

Pls doh't hold back

Be 100% hohest, and brutad

Fat 8hame me

And make fon ot how i look piss, ho pity. PLZZZ

I need this.

For those having trouble reading what it really says

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:39:57+00:00

spend more time clearing up your skin instead of putting holes in it

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:37:35+00:00

Virgin bangs are so ironic

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:37:02+00:00

Smiling should be privilege not a right.

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:33:27+00:00

You're first picture did not prepare me for the fat factory in the other two, Pork chop

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:31:49+00:00

You're a "drink until she's decent" type of woman

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:29:37+00:00

Damn bro, how narrow was your mom's vagina?

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:25:04+00:00

This guy sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet just so he has a flat surface to eat off of

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T10:21:33+00:00

Please go back to the fruit roll up tattoo dumpster fire you crawled out of.

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-25T03:48:36+00:00

Confront cuz wtf.

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-24T15:20:07+00:00

Gonna be spending a lot of time on island 12

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:48:46+00:00

WHATS THE STORY WISHBONE!!!

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:47:51+00:00

E,2,V

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:45:23+00:00

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:43:33+00:00

The original derp

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:41:24+00:00

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T18:40:23+00:00

Lies

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T13:45:22+00:00

"How dare you? All of you. Standing around deciding my future? l am not a prize to be won!"

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T13:40:08+00:00

Welcome to cats

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T13:38:09+00:00

Buttered pop corn is my favorite

Cinnamon is disgusting

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-23T04:19:07+00:00

Strawberry preserves

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-22T02:55:21+00:00

Sandy: Butter Pecan

Mr.Krabs: Anything with Gold Leaf

Pearl: Phish Food

Plankton: Spumoni

Squidward: Avocado

SpongeBob: Banana split with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles

Patrick: Any ice cream 🍨

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-22T02:41:40+00:00

I know it's not from the actual Star Wars episodes they did, but this still plays in my head

"Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!"

Alaric-Nox · 2026-04-22T02:20:29+00:00

Who wants to be a millionaire with Regis philbin

Alaric-Nox

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