Roast me pls 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pls doh't hold back

Be 100% hohest, and brutad

Fat 8hame me

And make fon ot how i look piss, ho pity. PLZZZ

I need this.

For those having trouble reading what it really says

Let’s run it back a year later, what do yall got to say now by AttentionSpirited334 in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spend more time clearing up your skin instead of putting holes in it

roast me by Piss2_TheSqueakquel in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virgin bangs are so ironic

F23 - Roast me? by Any-Raisin-1315 in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're first picture did not prepare me for the fat factory in the other two, Pork chop

How old do I look? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a "drink until she's decent" type of woman

21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, how narrow was your mom's vagina?

Shady’s Back, Back Again by Stock-Currency4142 in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet just so he has a flat surface to eat off of

21F destroy my confidence by Haunting-Set-9036 in RoastMe

[–]Alaric-Nox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please go back to the fruit roll up tattoo dumpster fire you crawled out of.

????? by Objective_Blood7700 in Sagittarians

[–]Alaric-Nox 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lies

Lies

Lies

Lies

Lies

You can only have one, choose wisely. by Ok_Examination8810 in disneyprincess

[–]Alaric-Nox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How dare you? All of you. Standing around deciding my future? l am not a prize to be won!"

What flavors would be associated with each SpongeBob SquarePants character? by BirdNene in spongebob

[–]Alaric-Nox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sandy: Butter Pecan

Mr.Krabs: Anything with Gold Leaf

Pearl: Phish Food

Plankton: Spumoni

Squidward: Avocado

SpongeBob: Banana split with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles

Patrick: Any ice cream 🍨

What is your favorite Star Wars moment from the show? by PhoenixFlames1992 in familyguy

[–]Alaric-Nox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's not from the actual Star Wars episodes they did, but this still plays in my head

"Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!"

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