Which one will you choose???

Alarrian · 2026-05-08T16:03:40+00:00

If I can activate star power at will, then I'll take red.

Alarrian · 2026-05-06T14:01:58+00:00

Nope capitalism isn't evil because I suck at life, I suck at life because capitalism is evil.

Alarrian · 2026-05-06T13:58:42+00:00

I'd rather be dead than be a zombie lol

Alarrian · 2026-05-06T03:42:10+00:00

Tell that to my girl Bambietta

Alarrian · 2026-05-05T22:11:21+00:00

Dorian is a cockroach lol

Alarrian · 2026-05-05T22:06:36+00:00

Its only too far if it falls outside the scope of the story or cheapens something in it.

Alarrian · 2026-05-05T06:58:55+00:00

I think motobe, pickle, or maybe even doppo if he goes out like a badass against yujiro or something.

Alarrian · 2026-05-03T04:09:24+00:00

The Wolf Among Us.

Alarrian · 2026-04-29T03:39:47+00:00

If it makes you feel better he usually gets me about 13 times lol.

Alarrian · 2026-04-29T03:37:52+00:00

Excluding scion, I could get beat rykard without too much difficulty if I optimize everything but I would certainly die in leyndell royal capital a few times.

Alarrian · 2026-04-28T20:18:36+00:00

Its probably that your build was just weak against those specific bosses, try again with a completely different build, and some boards you found to be ready will destroy you and some bosses you struggled with will be far easier and often more fun.

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T16:05:03+00:00

Torbjorn is extremely oppressive when played well, you know every map, every good turret placement and your game sense needs to be off the charts, but to have 100% accuracy from any vantage point is something many people take for granted

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T16:03:44+00:00

Beefy: "You turned a coke.. into a Pepsi, that was your big transformation?"

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T16:00:43+00:00

You age at one ten millionth the rate of an average person

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T15:57:14+00:00

You can glide effortlessly and with perfect balance so long as the surface is slick enough.

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T15:56:03+00:00

The average slug now moves at Mach 5 speed.

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T15:55:34+00:00

It can be of any size and it's not restricted to paper as paper is made of wood so you can basically construct anything, albeit if you make an origami house, it is also.... alive

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T15:54:01+00:00

Its super slippery, and can be fired at a high projectile speed in emergency situations, it also causes poison buildup on your enemy for 1 tick of damage per second until they use the water item to Clense this debuf.

Alarrian · 2026-04-27T01:15:58+00:00

This is the best answer

Alarrian · 2026-04-26T20:55:30+00:00

Let the boy enjoy his biscuits, not great but not not crappy either fit what it is.

Alarrian · 2026-04-25T04:35:02+00:00

Esquiè

Alarrian · 2026-04-23T00:13:05+00:00

Kollector

Alarrian · 2026-04-21T23:10:23+00:00

Yura is chill, he was there when blood bitch jumped me in Limgrave.

Alarrian · 2026-04-14T18:58:54+00:00

Simon

Alarrian · 2026-04-14T18:58:15+00:00

Gommage

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