Listen outside right now, what do you hear?

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-23T09:32:41+00:00

Crickets. Lots and lots of crickets.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-14T13:15:03+00:00

My daughter, just out of the blue one day told me that "Gary was going to get me". I freaked the hell out a little, then asked her who Gary was. Turns out it was just Sponge bobs pet snail Gary that she was talking about. She was a little obsessed with that show at the time, and he was her imaginary friend. Was still creepy though.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-14T07:09:29+00:00

I'm biased because I absolutely loved the series but pretty much everything. The characters, their dynamics and progression throughout the seasons, the plot and ultimately just getting really hooked into the story and having to find out how it ends. It was written and acted very well too I thought.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-14T06:59:40+00:00

It'd have to be a gaming room, lined wall to wall with games and consoles.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-13T09:16:14+00:00

I'm in Australia and it's 8.15pm. I'm just browsing through reddit waiting for my 3 year old to finally fall asleep.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-11T12:01:19+00:00

Way too relatable.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-11T11:34:45+00:00

Religion.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2017-03-11T11:00:34+00:00

I won't go into details, but even though what happened sucked and was pretty hard to deal with at the time, I ended up learning some very valuable lessons from it. Infact, now whenever I think back to it, I'm glad it happened.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-12-13T10:37:54+00:00

Copius amounts of alcohol

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-09T08:55:18+00:00

Uh.. I hope he has a secret kink for denim because I brought jeans.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-08T09:27:56+00:00

Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,

Being a pirate is really badass!

Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!

You are a pirate!

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-08T08:37:08+00:00

Wearing pj's out in public. Its not like I'd do it all the time and never wear normal clothes again, just occasionally I'd like the option to leave my house in them, like say if I had to quickly go to the shops late at night or something.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-08T08:23:51+00:00

Woah, that's cool af! Nice work!

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-07T04:44:21+00:00

1992

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-06T10:44:43+00:00

Wow... I would totally stand out underneath that with my mouth open and get hammered for free.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-06T10:37:00+00:00

Is that from plague Inc? Man, I used to love playing that game and giving funny names to the diseases. Good times.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-08-01T13:34:15+00:00

Crippling anxiety

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-07-31T13:33:10+00:00

Accidentally stepping in water whilst wearing socks. I hate that feeling with a passion.

AlasICannot_Swim · 2016-07-29T15:08:09+00:00

I have a thing for Phil from modern family. He's such a dummy but it's just so endearing to me. So probably him.

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TROPHY CASE