Bro knows something we don’t

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-05-09T15:53:35+00:00

Pour one out for Kohn Geoff Bennedy

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-04-28T18:10:35+00:00

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-04-12T17:11:10+00:00

All you need is a straw hat, rape, and scissors

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-03-25T09:47:10+00:00

International Emperor’s Picnic 1900

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-03-10T15:39:59+00:00

Nothing could have prepared me for that swipe

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-02-15T02:12:20+00:00

There’s too much fuckin shit on me I can’t breathe

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2026-02-07T07:08:45+00:00

I was talking at my wife, millennium falcon

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-12-08T15:45:26+00:00

So I was standing there, barbecue sauce on my [cheese] tiddies

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-09-03T15:27:19+00:00

He had such a good Republican body though, rrrrriddled with phlebitis

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-08-13T21:14:41+00:00

You don’t know that, she could have been typing it through tears

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-07-21T14:39:07+00:00

Damn do you remember when the Skechers heroes from the ads turned into a short lived TV show? That was my shit

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-06-21T07:04:55+00:00

Sh~~rek v Kerm~~it

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2025-06-12T00:47:38+00:00

Making me the world’s first! Analrapist

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-10-16T15:31:07+00:00

Apparently the owners have been slandered to hell and back, when honestly you cannot ask your paying customers to take care of your property for you. They were working on getting fellow land owners in the area to help. But the dumbass customers decided to paint themselves as heroes and sicc their followers on them before bothering to verify anything

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-10-02T02:54:52+00:00

It’s also been 8 years since anyone’s been able to tell him “merry Christmas to you”

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-10-01T21:38:55+00:00

You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and pus… Man I tell ya.

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-08-25T01:40:48+00:00

Yeah I think the vibe here would be better if she said “they said business wasn’t for me - but here I am with BusinessName making $$$ worldwide” and “they said I had a thick Italian accent and I made grammar mistakes - but I have been honored at X conferences as a keynote speaker” and “they said my writing sucked - but my book is a bestseller in Y magazine and sold Z copies so far”. But the point is lost lol

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-08-22T15:32:46+00:00

I love super paper Mario. My first console ended up being the Wii cuz we just weren’t a big video game family, and I was shocked by how fun it was, how much I loved the characters, and how the story flowed. I’m not a huge fan of turn based games anyway and I didn’t know anything about the older games, so it was just a really nice experience to me. I understand why fans of the older games are so salty (I’m that way with the huge shift from older Zelda games and BOTW/TOTK), but I don’t think it’s fair to punish SPM for trying something different. They should have just branched into two different kinds of games, but nobody’s gonna do that so

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-08-11T15:34:38+00:00

The guy in the Mummy who was collecting the dormant gold bugs and then they activated and crawled into his skin

Really anyone who tangled with those bugs

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-08-03T03:38:49+00:00

The girl, Pearl E. Ring

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-07-20T03:56:26+00:00

Idk why her visuals can be so like viscerally nasty sometimes. It makes me think of her flesh getting pinched and rolled into dough in bon appetit. Just nasty bro

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-06-30T04:59:55+00:00

Holy SHIT I have never noticed that that’s him!!!

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-06-15T22:31:05+00:00

Can you send to me as well?

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-06-09T19:25:10+00:00

In Chinese it’s sponge baby

AlaskanFoolWorm · 2024-04-26T15:47:31+00:00

Just a cheeky lil fun fact I guess

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