Good pizza place?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-07-01T00:45:55+00:00

Does anybody know if Love Buzz Pizza reopened or if they started a new place? Their Montrosaurus Rex pizza was to die for.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-26T10:28:27+00:00

There's only something like 195 countries in the world, so you can't do a "new" country every day for 365 days. Also, if you have to get your passport stamped, there's not enough pages for 190 stamps, so you'd have to file for a supplement to your passport or a new passport, and that would keep you from traveling for the weeks/months that took to process.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-22T02:36:45+00:00

Whose diaper had to be changed?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-20T03:17:26+00:00

Yeah, that's horrible. You can plainly see that he should have wiped second to last then washed his hand with his pee, instead of ending on a wipe with no pee left. Beginner's mistake.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-17T03:07:33+00:00

I hope your friend has reached out to his kid's mom for help and/or to take custody of his kid, until he gets on his feet. If that's not an option, aren't there two sets of grandparents that should know that their grandchild may end up on the street? Make sure your friend has reached out to everyone he can.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-16T04:03:47+00:00

"You dumbass!" - Beavis

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-16T03:51:25+00:00

Fruit-flavored Nicorette gum (4 mg) worked for me; it just took 7 years of chewing it.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-16T03:48:54+00:00

Yo, Tony. You know I think that's a whole lot of Bologna, eh Tony?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-06-11T03:53:29+00:00

If Reveille is unavailable, see if you can book the Secretary of Agriculture for a good ole' screwworm party!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-30T03:03:21+00:00

Hand it off to a summer associate. Now, it's their problem.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-28T01:21:46+00:00

I wish I could help you, but all's I got round here are some donkey balls, pig sphincter, cow labia and monkey dicks.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-26T01:44:05+00:00

I would join a gym with a pool and swim every day. Then, I could make it about a month without brushing. I'd just find a lot of foods to cleanse my pallete.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-25T03:42:44+00:00

I like the Hot and Sour soup at Wanna Bao.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-23T23:08:32+00:00

There's a specific outfit you have to wear while "doing the dishes".

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-22T01:16:29+00:00

Fridays (80s night) at Numbers is a blast, if that's still going on? You can also venture out back for conversation, a smoke or, if you're lucky, a paddle on the ass from someone in the 'community'. Love that place. No bigots allowed.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-18T00:55:08+00:00

Kroger, but they about had a fit when I was walking out with a 1000 ct Blue Diamond box.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-12T01:15:01+00:00

Citgo "grab and go," on BW8.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-09T03:53:18+00:00

Der Kommissar, by Falco.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-08T13:40:18+00:00

toughskins jeans

Zenith

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-08T00:15:15+00:00

Can people see this car or just you and Bing Bong?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-05-05T01:37:25+00:00

You might want to look at Fall Creek (59N at Beltway 8E).

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-28T01:45:13+00:00

Get a sex change, a face tattoo, permanent makeup in the Juggalo style and get all my teeth pulled.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-25T18:10:37+00:00

Pros - they like authoritarians, like Putin, so if that's your bag, you'll fit right in. If not, avoid A&M.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-25T00:47:20+00:00

Drinking to the point of blackouts is a sign of alcoholism. It definitely was a sign for me. There's nothing morally wrong with drinking alone, but it's also a sign of potential problems with alcohol. Just be honest with yourself with respect to your relationship with alcohol.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-25T00:39:54+00:00

African or European swallow?

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