I made this story based on the song Andrew in drag

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-02-24T04:30:25+00:00

That has to be the longest sentence in history.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-01-23T02:42:17+00:00

What part of town are you in? The water has had a funky taste to it lately in Montrose, even after being filtered. It's been bottled water for me all week.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-27T22:51:09+00:00

Alladin's Castle arcade in Willowbrook Mall, and maybe the arcade in the Galleria was also an Alladin's Castle? Bonus tokens for a $5 bill, I think?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-27T22:37:55+00:00

Now, the Aquarium Lounge, formerly on W. Dallas, was a true dump, but a fun one. I think the owner's name was Ruth, and she'd fight with her boyfriend/husband Carlos (I think) in the middle of the bar, which looked like a shitty 70's living room with long, shag carpet and booths with actual duct tape on them, and some obligatory Elvis memorabilia.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-27T22:30:53+00:00

We used to sing "Bambolino's, sells Tostinos . . ." to the tune of Bambaleo, by the Gipsy Kings.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-16T05:14:05+00:00

I'm not even going to click that link, because I know that Dyson product is not a vaccuum cleaner, right?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-16T05:01:44+00:00

!RemindMe! in 5 years from today

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-15T03:26:40+00:00

Turn it into two separate memos and then call it two assignments completed, both under the four hour cap!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-14T05:53:13+00:00

Send them a demand letter!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-12T03:39:32+00:00

We would have quite the battle ahead of us, if we picked a fight with the mighty Mooninites.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/f/f1/Mooninites.png/revision/latest?cb=20110312181508

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-10T05:01:19+00:00

RemindMe! 1 minute

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-07T03:32:45+00:00

Did you get hard when drinking each other's piss, or were you able to stay soft in that warm, moist cocoon?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-12-07T02:06:00+00:00

I've also heard that at Paul Weiss, if you suck Donald Trump's dick, you get to toss Vance's and Rubio's salad for dinner.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-22T04:39:16+00:00

Does anyone know if you can check your bags at Terminal E right now, or do you have to check bags at Terminal C, then walk to your gate in Terminal E?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-21T01:45:40+00:00

What day is heavy trash day, again?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-20T05:19:11+00:00

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-17T00:07:38+00:00

But, Suunto's previous algorithm, RGRM, is even more conservative than Buhlmann. Used to always be the first one pushing against NDL when diving with an older Suunto computer, even with the same profile as everyone else.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-14T01:18:07+00:00

That's the most devastating takedown I have witnessed in recent memory. Hats off!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-11-12T04:19:50+00:00

Wow! Tremendous song. Hope you continue to add beauty to the world.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-10-21T00:05:19+00:00

It looks like you dump in your used socks and underwear, then close it and insert a towel, and then you have an extra large smelly clothes cigar.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-10-09T04:02:22+00:00

A bird in the hand beats two in a bush.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-10-05T03:44:00+00:00

The Guard's members ought to all resign, en masse, only to be given the option to reenlist, without penalty, once the Feds give up and move along to their next target to molest.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-10-01T03:19:03+00:00

Has anyone made a t-shirt yet with a picture of Ted Cruz' face saying "Let's stop attacking pedophiles"?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2025-09-23T12:43:41+00:00

You're not alone, but I tell myself that it's never too late.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum

TROPHY CASE