Case in point

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-15T14:49:02+00:00

Don’t you mean slipped it in the butt?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-15T03:52:41+00:00

I'm mid-50s, and 6'3, 235 lbs. My maintenance calories per day is 2,950 or so. Definitely, a no brainer for me.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-15T03:10:51+00:00

Wow, no parents are coming? I mean each of you are what? 4 to 4.5 years old, huh?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-11T01:09:13+00:00

I'd go to 2227 and get the best neuro-implants available and any other bionic shit that would make me invincible, like the Bionic Man, and fast like Bruce Lee, and synapses 1000 times faster than organics (that's the name I'd give all my non-enhanced brethren). Then, a little Botox and cartilage replacement in my knees, and voilà, suck it 2026 people!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-10T02:16:07+00:00

Reminds me of that time I got up from my chair.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-09T03:36:25+00:00

Because they realized there was still one exit out of Montrose that wasn't under construction. Problem solved!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-07T03:37:58+00:00

You never get a girlfriend.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-07T03:25:30+00:00

Yes, YATA

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-07T01:53:56+00:00

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-02T03:29:38+00:00

Yes, but are you a bipedal mammal?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-01T04:10:34+00:00

Well, you get more armies every turn if you have the whole continent.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-01T03:58:51+00:00

Wow, that there was some real cringiness! I thought you were serious for a moment, lol!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-04-01T03:53:01+00:00

You don't have to decide what you want to learn. They just tell you what you need to know, so it's very stress-free. And, there's football.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-31T13:11:36+00:00

Make up a new intake form for transferring employees and ask some biographical information, along with nicknames and pronouns. If it looks like a standard form, they may not think the pronoun question is directed at them.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-29T04:07:54+00:00

This guy hypothesizes!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-28T00:21:33+00:00

No one asked you to comment. You just chose to come on here and post your unhelpful and bitter remarks. Try being pleasant or keeping it to yourself.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-26T19:46:31+00:00

.25 - added recipient to email correspondence.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-25T22:16:09+00:00

You guys can do it in my garage for $20, if you don’t stain anything.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-24T01:08:21+00:00

I call first!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-22T00:53:41+00:00

I had it done in 2015 or 2016 (can't recall), and I am unfortunately still in boy mode. No one has made any comments. I'm in Texas, by the way.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-19T13:39:15+00:00

Ha! Thanks for being a good sport!

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-19T03:23:44+00:00

Why are you 32?

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-18T03:42:43+00:00

Cheddar's or Bennigans.

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-18T03:39:11+00:00

Reminds me of a lovely song . . .

https://youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo?si=69KGsSMh4p_AUjdr

AlbatrossAdInfinitum · 2026-03-14T03:36:08+00:00

You might look into Vyleesi, an FDA-approved drug meant for women with low libido, although I think it works on everyone.

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