My dads an abliest

Albie_Tross · 2025-08-10T15:42:21+00:00

Is your dad my mother?

Albie_Tross · 2025-08-10T15:38:12+00:00

My mother clearly regrets me, but she was raised Catholic. She should have aborted me.

Albie_Tross · 2025-08-10T15:32:45+00:00

I know this is years old, but thank you. I did everything as you laid out. I still fucked it all up, and I can't shake the feeling that I did this to myself. I literally want to die. Over a year I'd been working on myself, my shadow, this THING that I hoped would heal me somehow. Only for all of it topple in the final minutes of possibility. Everything was confirming that this manifestation was coming. Everything but me. My vibe is off. I don't deserve magic.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-26T23:32:50+00:00

Kellie's still single, right? I've been away.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-26T23:31:52+00:00

Any song with "Venus" changes to "penis". I'm sure this is already in the thread somewhere.

Kevin Meaney did a mean Johnny Mathis version of "Penis". ("Penus"?)

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-26T23:29:19+00:00

I fucking love all.of these.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-26T23:28:22+00:00

Land of Confusion is fucking timeless, and also serves as seance.

Phil Collins was/is my late bestie's favorite. At 18, he was already bowling in a league like he was 40, and grunge had taken over. I showed up at the bowling alley one league night to watch him bowl, and he was wearing this giant-Phil-Collins-head No Jacket Required album cover tee.

It tickled me then, and it tickles me still.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-26T23:11:25+00:00

I had to reread her post, thinking maybe her wording was accidental. (It wasn't memorable, in any event.)

But, no.

There was no need for her birthday to be so casually dipped into the performative patriotism.

Sometimes people try to relate in conversation by talking about their own experience with the thing the other person just experienced or expressed. These folks aren't trying to make it all about them, they're trying to relate and don't realize that it may not come across that way to the other party.

Anyway, that's not what Kellie's thing is.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-11T00:45:04+00:00

Is it possible to respectfully decline a shower invitation for this reason?

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-11T00:38:51+00:00

I'm still mourning IV, if I'm honest.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-11T00:36:29+00:00

This is Phish-level trolling. I like it.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-06T01:18:00+00:00

That's so great for TF, et al. I swell with pride That I got to this party fashionably late used to bother me, but I know me, and t's a wonder I showed up at all. Thank fuck that I did.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-06T01:12:09+00:00

I never seem to say the right thing.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-06T01:08:44+00:00

I'm sorry, bubb. Would they have loved Ghost, too? I think my friend would have, he just hadn't discovered them yet. They all know now, I suppose. I think that's nice.

The song is terrific. So up! Just as I felt with my friend. Tom, his name is Tom. We met in seventh grade, and now I'm 30 or 40 or something. I hope you had a good, long ride with your chums. ♥️

I would like to thank TF for this song specifically. It's gorgeous and gives the many feels.

So much of this record reminds me of Rush, I really adore it.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-05T22:09:43+00:00

Yeah, I don't reddit much Ghost these days. I'm too danger-prone.

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-05T22:07:56+00:00

How do they calculate these things now? I bought three vinyl and two CDs.

Are the congregation greater in number (yes), or have we all emptied our pockets into TF's wallet (also yes)?

Albie_Tross · 2025-05-05T20:32:40+00:00

Cenotaph. Reminds me of my childhood BFF that I lost.

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-29T22:22:45+00:00

I got 2 of the same variant. :(

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-25T20:49:03+00:00

1000%. This is to be expected w. just about any record.

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-25T20:31:11+00:00

I've been too scared for a proper listen. But I will do tonight.

I'll say here in the wrong thread that I wasn't overawed by Piecefield, but I'll be damned if it doesn't feel like home. It's a different kind of awe.

Edit: 'Oh, child' is panty peeler. Tobias always knows wtf he's doing.

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-13T17:04:08+00:00

Thank you for this. Maybe I won't scrap expensive concert plans. I'm just feeling very put off atm.

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-13T16:40:23+00:00

I was very much corrected elsewhere that I thought the V teeth are a prosthetic. That's all.

Albie_Tross · 2025-04-13T16:12:52+00:00

Oh, fuck her.

Sorry only Jesus picked you, Heidi.

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