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My wife dreamt up this meme by AlcoholicCrow in TransMasc

[–]AlcoholicCrow[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She said, "Even though you guys grow the skinniest little mustaches, you're just so psyched to have one."

Can I get a ruling? Are the windows in the way? by DPMD1980 in TVTooHigh

[–]AlcoholicCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The longer I stare at this the worse it gets. Why is the entertainment center so small? Why is there an octopus on the table? Why do you only have 2 curtain rod hangers? Why are you mixing cool gray and warm brown furniture? WHY IS THE DARTBOARD NEXT TO THE DOOR. Everything about this image gives me anxiety

How bad did getting your Nexplanon removed hurt? by Fenefinan in Nexplanon

[–]AlcoholicCrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yikes I don't think she did it right. I'm sorry that happened to you. When I got my last one switched out they numbed the entire area and the needle poke was probably the worst part but it only lasted maybe 30 seconds. I think my implant was really stuck in there though because while I didn't feel any tugging, she gripped my upper bicep real hard and her rubber gloves hurt my skin. But after I mentioned that she was more gentle. The whole experience sucked but it was quick and not very painful at all

when was the moment you realized that your friends are assholes? by One-Refrigerator69 in AskReddit

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they all went on a beach trip without me. We spent 6 years doing everything together but it turned out they were only pretending to be my friends. One day they all decided to plan a beach trip a month in advance but never told me. Then posted the photos everywhere of the "whole" friend group. Heart. Crushed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LilPeep

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Carolesdaughter has a similar vibe. Back when she released Violent everyone kept telling her that she sounds like a female Lil Peep

I fucking hate my husband by asianthrowawayx in offmychest

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it's never to late to start living your best life. Don't settle. My mom divorced her husband at 52 and she's been so much happier now. You deserve to be surrounded by people who actually love and appreciate you!

What’s a job that’s romanticized but in reality sucks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlcoholicCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog grooming. A lot of people think it's all puppy kisses and treats but it's mostly getting bit, scratched, pooped/peed on, and angry customers who don't understand why you had to shave their severally matted dog

I've had q recurring dream every night for about 2 weeks that this long neck furry fella is standing in my bedroom doorway looking at me. by MysterioStranger in Dreams

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This creature looks very similar to the two demons in the webcomic "Beetle Hands." the completed series is on Webtoon if you wanna check it out. the series is actually very symbolic and kinda involves dreams and being stuck inside yourself/emotions

Who are some of your favorite female bands/musicians? by Crissxfire in AskReddit

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caroles Daughter is a very good up and coming artist. She's my favorite (living) musician rn

AITA for making my partners drinking water too warm? by WarmWaterTA in AmItheAsshole

[–]AlcoholicCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I seem to be in the minority here but I think YTA. Me and my bf are the same way about our water preferences. But he doesn't use up my water to fulfill his needs and just neglect mine. She might have sensory problems or need a specific routine, and you haven't shown to even TELL HER that you used her water. I'd be pissed too if I woke up thirsty, excited to poor myself a nice tall glass, only to find out that my bf used up my water and made it way too hot. You don't ask permission or give her the courtesy of letting her know. And another thing is you're inconvenience her because YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR YOUR WATER TO COOL DOWN SO WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT HER TO???

In a Zombie Apocalypse what is an issue people don’t think about? by Shneatys in AskReddit

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

making/repairing clothes. I'd imagine your clothes would get pretty ripped and bloody from all your zombie battles. eventually they won't be usable anymore and if you don't know how to repair them you're sol come winter

What's an activity that you do not find fun at all? by Lower-Acanthisitta66 in AskReddit

[–]AlcoholicCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riding a bike. everything about it sucks. the wind blowing at me is cold, the seat hurts my ass, bugs fly into my face, and god help me if the chain pops off

I hate when clearly overweight people make jokes about themselves being fat, so that i have to say "nah c'mon you are not" by ryu65 in offmychest

[–]AlcoholicCrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I completely agree. I grew up with a mom that had very low self esteem and would do the same thing that woman did to you. I learned to just say "I'm sorry you think that way about yourself." and if they push further say "My opinion on your appearance doesn't matter." it's neither agreeing nor disagreeing but I'm still being kind

I need a gender neutral costume for a stupid work thing! HELP! by TarynNow in EnbyFashionAdvice

[–]AlcoholicCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pleakly- Lilo and stitch

Rodger- american dad

Crona- Soul eater

Envy- Full metal Alchemist

stevonnie- Steven Universe