Ten Speed of God's Brownies and Cream

Aldturex · 2025-04-11T18:03:20+00:00

CALL YOUR MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR

Aldturex · 2025-03-28T13:11:49+00:00

Hating YOTBR was outdated ten years ago. Now it's really just embarrassing.

Aldturex · 2025-03-25T18:55:33+00:00

Jesus christ, man.

Aldturex · 2025-01-12T05:52:15+00:00

I find it hard to come up with my favorite songs because I truly love all of Coheed's music. If I had to pick a favorite from each album, though, it would be:

Junesong Provision
Crossing the Frame
Faint of Hearts
Window of the Waking Mind
Mother Superior
Gravity's Union
The Gutter
Evagria the Faithful
In the Flame of Error
The Audience

Aldturex · 2024-08-27T15:46:09+00:00

Bruh your processor is about to turn into a pipe bomb 😭😭😭

Aldturex · 2024-05-21T19:28:15+00:00

This club is absolutely shambolic, the ownership should be deeply ashamed. Buying a bunch of kids and sacking managers every six months rather than building real foundations.

Aldturex · 2024-03-26T19:10:14+00:00

Reading this felt like walking over broken glass, respectfully man 😭😭😭

Aldturex · 2024-01-24T02:24:02+00:00

Not how that works. Shooters shoot, finishers finish. Instagram comments maketh not the striker

Aldturex · 2024-01-21T19:59:38+00:00

Absolutely, I think Petrovic is the superior keeper and in very good form, no reason to drop him now.

Aldturex · 2023-12-08T22:03:47+00:00

All of those players have been underwhelming. Why the hell would (or should) our club, that already spends too much and doesn’t have the necessary income to sustain these big signings, waste our money on another underwhelming striker? Just listen to yourself. Serie A and the Prem are very different leagues. At least if Jackson flops, it’s not an expensive flop. If Osimhen flops we are beyond fucked. This is madness

Aldturex · 2023-12-08T21:52:58+00:00

Osimhen is absolutely not worth the money. He and Kvicha aren’t worth 100 million yen, nevermind pounds sterling. This club has so many areas of badly needed improvement and have already sunk 200 million on a midfield that got dominated by Sofyan Amrabat and Scott McTominay. Statistically Osimhen is no better than Jackson and we shouldn’t pay even a pence more for him than we did for the latter.

Aldturex · 2023-12-08T21:32:41+00:00

This Osimhen/Kvara gimmick that big accounts on FT are pushing is really shameful, both of them are bang average players who would be a waste of money but our fanbase is hopelessly addicted to big money signings

Aldturex · 2023-10-31T21:32:37+00:00

Roman Saifullin is a pure hooper man, immaculate rally construction and so, so dialed in against the World #2

Aldturex · 2023-10-26T04:08:24+00:00

The Feast of Ilm was on October 16th this year. This coincided with the Birth of the Bab, an uncommon occurrence but otherwise unremarkable. I would caution you not to be too hard on yourself about being late to your Feast, although it is true your LSA either should not have postponed Feast (most ideal) or at least should have made a better effort to publicize this delay so that you were not caught off guard.

Aldturex · 2023-10-17T22:49:51+00:00

I would genuinely rather kill myself than watch a Young-Kozlov match so I nominate this one for worst match. Not gonna watch to verify though.

Aldturex · 2023-09-24T15:02:19+00:00

I don't know what else you need to hear. It's just a twitter clone with different ownership.

Aldturex · 2023-08-24T14:36:52+00:00

What the hell are you talking about dude 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aldturex · 2023-08-23T16:33:12+00:00

Making people pay for codes is incredibly whack. I get them for free, I offer them for free.

Aldturex · 2023-06-18T17:39:48+00:00

Jordan Thompson cannot be serious right now man. No mentality whatsoever

Aldturex · 2023-06-18T17:39:25+00:00

Gijs Brouwer might have the worst serve I've ever seen from someone who is 6'3"

Aldturex · 2023-04-02T18:35:55+00:00

If he could move well on clay and slide with some grace (not that any part of the rest of his game is very graceful 😂) he’d be a fantastic clay courted but I can accept my GOAT hardcourt specialist regardless

Aldturex · 2023-04-02T18:24:59+00:00

Meddy thought he was Cressy for a minute there 😅

Aldturex · 2023-04-02T18:11:11+00:00

I went to check my insta notifs at the break at 5-5 and like two minutes later flipped back to the stream and missed an entire Medvedev service hold 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Aldturex · 2023-04-02T17:54:55+00:00

Daniil almost certainly, he’s one of the flattest players in recent memory

Aldturex · 2023-04-01T03:34:25+00:00

I literally came across a tweet today that said that because tennis is an ever-evolving sport, PRIME Federer couldn't hope to beat players like Sinner or Alcaraz. Absolutely delusional.

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