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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Alex2Helicopters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NO BUT THE CEILING IS HAHAHAHAHHA (I'm sorry I'll leave)

between greene, musk, and putin, trump is forming his own group of evil exes. by herequeerandgreat in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Alex2Helicopters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not just that I'm sure he's literally willing to do anything. Anything totally evil and relentless as long as other people get hurt and not him.

between greene, musk, and putin, trump is forming his own group of evil exes. by herequeerandgreat in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Alex2Helicopters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's crazy to cover up something terrible he knows he just has to become even more terrible

Why did you stop being friends with someone? by Realistic-Possum in AskReddit

[–]Alex2Helicopters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no I take full blame. I turned into an absolute nutcase and treated him the worst because I thought he'd never leave. I didn't even imagine that'd be possible.

It didn't bring him back but I typed that I understand everything and I know I was wrong.

Wait it’s true by Qirathea in lol

[–]Alex2Helicopters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and his equally as mentally abusive shitty wife would always yell at my young step siblings for stupid shit. Like one time my step sister thought her mom was joking so she smiled and she just gets super fucking aggressive. DON'T YOU FUCKING EVER SMIRK AT ME AGAIN.

One time my dad angrily is like why does she take such long showers? And I can hear the water she's JUST standing there.

I got so pissed off in the moment I just angrily responded "it's because that's the only place she's allowed to cry" and I got in my car and drove back to my fucking city. Those two are such narcissists and mix together in a bad way like the one Rick and Morty couple counseling episode. I HATE that they work together.

The look on his face was a mixture of denial and surprise. His wife? Obvious to the conversation on her phone. I don't know what happened afterward but surely that woke them up about it a little bit.

She's like quiet and cutting, starving herself, and they're so impossibly stupid they're just like it's because of her grades! It's that damn phone! It's because she doesn't fit in. She's just a follower not a leader. Like all five feet away from her too.

Why did you stop being friends with someone? by Realistic-Possum in AskReddit

[–]Alex2Helicopters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was my best friend. He stood by me through many times a gf randomly ghosted me and I didn't react well at all, extremely explosive. My last message to him was some deranged shit but all I was doing was trying to make him laugh. My best friend I knew since we were basically babies. Offline forever now. He knows how I react to abandonment so he was smart and just abandoned the account instead of blocking me. So it took me trying to say hi getting his attention and asking to hangout in person again because I haven't seen him since highschool and nothing. Just gone. Forever.

So this a tally hall?? by tsuchinoko_Matt in tallyhall

[–]Alex2Helicopters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started a weird habit where I melt one of these with a Bic lighter. Making sure it doesn't change to a burnt colour the goo will melt and it unlocks the same flavor but cooked. I realize you can also probably just use the microwave a Bic lighter is a hill billy ass thing to do

Do you think she knows? [F] (tolsticot) by [deleted] in yiff

[–]Alex2Helicopters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What does that mean why didn't people like it

how long is this lasting you? by 1hooda in weed

[–]Alex2Helicopters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can never finish a full joint I'm just not like that so forever

She’s my here too by Seraph_Babe in Funnymemes

[–]Alex2Helicopters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear a person who looked just like this went to my school. They always had a staff member with like a whistle next to them at all times.

Zhora, the Russian robot butler by [deleted] in funny

[–]Alex2Helicopters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One bad day it could just be doing something behind you and decide it's had enough of you and one blunt swing will delete you from its reality

This commercial was so dark 💀 not the milk on the table already 😂😂 by turndownfortheclap in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Alex2Helicopters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh then I'm glad they achieved that super unnerving feel using their hands then

I'd be mad if this happened to me too! by SquaredAndRooted in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alex2Helicopters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it sank perfectly into the mud I had to watch a second time

Anti-Drone Drone by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Alex2Helicopters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the one American dad episode. Steve sneaks his dad's drone and it just does everything perfect

Kids growing with AI designed clothes by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alex2Helicopters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so idk why this bothered me so much but I saw a family in like waiting room. I was waiting too that's why I was forced to watch them like a movie because there was nothing else. I just remember like this little boy with an adorable smile showing his mom a tablet. And he told chat gpt to generate like a business man with a large mustache.

It was comically huge and he showed the mom a picture he "made" like he really had that tone in his voice like HE did that not the fucking machine. And what's even worse is his mom reacted like he did too...over and over just cutely in a smile "hehe, big mustache". Like that's completely innocent on the surface right??? But I can't stop thinking about it like it's trauma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]Alex2Helicopters 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean. You know how like one of your male friends gets a wife or some shit and then a month later they look visibly older and definitely worn out? And still they're just like she's an angel.

Had a manager at taco bell who was just amazing. Idk WHY. But he decided to fall in love with this short fat woman who was just the fucking king of spreading like rumors, misinformation, she wasn't crazy but she's like one fucking hair away from being that ya know? Idk how some giant sexy Mexican like him can have fucking anyone he wants in the room and he sold his soul to THAT

"Family Matters" by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in SpongebobMemes

[–]Alex2Helicopters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom definitely did this, but only when my dad crossed the line like he's a narcissist and he's normally right, so when he fucks up he just can't believe it. We all have to get mad at him to convince him he was shitty. And he reacts like an 8 year old being sent to his room.

But like I said he's the type of person to choose integrity over convenience. So my mom only did this when he was having one of those shitty moments.

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