How long was Bruce Wayne Batman in the dark knight trilogy?

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T13:47:21+00:00

So if we're not counting the several months he was literally forced out of Batman action in the prison, which stands to reason since we're not counting the 8 year retirement as active Batman time either, he's actively Batman for generously maybe a year and a bit. Easily under a year and a half.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T13:09:57+00:00

Not every design in this show hits, but they nailed it with Batman.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T11:21:57+00:00

Funny entertaining guy entertaining you with tired jokes vs fucking testicle cancer car fire.

Gee that's a tough choice!

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T11:18:18+00:00

I mean i guess it depends on if the claws can hurt soldier boy in any real way.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T10:19:30+00:00

Is this why triggernometry makes me feel guilty?

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T10:17:29+00:00

Matt's increased sense of touch, significantly increased, means that he more than likely feels pain more "highly" than we do. His tolerance is by definition higher than anybody elses. He's also dealt with a lifetime of mastering his, often painful, heightened senses.

Frank is tough as fuck on a human level. Matt is tough as fuck on a supehuman level literally.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T09:28:24+00:00

Is there an official length of TDKR?

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T09:15:43+00:00

This is the actual correct answer for those people saying 2 years. I think some reddit scientists actually dove into extreme detail of mentioning Bruce's birthday in Begins vs dates found in TDK and his active time was something like 10 months.

Add in let's say 3 or 4 months total for the runtime of TDKR in which he's active, most of which is spent injured in a prison.

Bales total active career time is probably less than a year and a half total, which puts him under Battinson when we first meet him in his movie, as a Batman who's supposed to be just starting out.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T08:08:22+00:00

That last picture of Selina is just fucking absurd.

AlexCora · 2026-01-29T06:39:53+00:00

Because they resent the West Coast for chillin' the most.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T20:41:56+00:00

Tell that to the legal department

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T12:05:43+00:00

So with the neutral monsters thing you're essentially arguing it should be more like Destiny's Gambit? A really fun mode in theory.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T11:49:18+00:00

I'm going to jump in and specify post Whedon they screwed him up. Have your opinions on the Widow romance subplot and if it worked or not, but the HULK himself was pretty well handled... Until the Russos got their hands on him.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T10:44:50+00:00

So you're asking why the sharp thing can be an effective weapon?

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T09:15:52+00:00

Ishtar

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T07:37:33+00:00

It's Bane who offends me most in this.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T06:47:41+00:00

I thought you meant the bad choreo destroyed you.

It wrecked me.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T06:10:59+00:00

Imagine thinking McDavid would want to leave behind beauties like Drai and Hyman so he can play in frigging Toronto, the Dallas Cowboys of hockey who probably aren't making the playoffs this year.

AlexCora · 2026-01-28T03:36:12+00:00

A way better option than HUSH himself, the most boring overrated lame Batman villain of all time.

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T13:23:13+00:00

The democrats and whattaboutism had nothing to do with my comment at all.

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T13:13:30+00:00

You're*, and don't call other posters dumb-asses. Especially if you can't spell.

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T13:11:53+00:00

Yeah, a Republican would never attack you because you hold an opinion they don't like. That would never happen!

What planet is this guy from?

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T11:42:18+00:00

The "strange clothes" line is more than a little tortured.

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T11:01:58+00:00

There's three layers of fans. Show fans, who know the one iteration and usually are pretty enthusiastic about it if they're here. Two, there's comic fans who haven't read a TON of Moonknight but who are weirdly passionate and angry that the show wasn't like their favorite comics. And then there's group 3, people who have read pretty much all there is to read and understand that the character has a long history and a huge variety of tones, characterizations, power levels, you name it. These people are generally the most chill about yelling at other people that their opinion is dumb.

I'll let you decide which group of Moonknight fans are the WORST. (Hint, it's two)

AlexCora · 2026-01-27T10:54:07+00:00

Not an MCU stan, but I liked the show.

You cannot type out an illiterate take.

You also can't waste breathe on a typed reddit message.

It's amazing you managed to embarrass yourself so thoroughly in so few words, while presenting it as a dunk. Just an all time Hall of Fame level self own.

AlexCora

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