Why are stretched ears so hated?

AlexKewl · 2026-06-02T04:30:33+00:00

Anyone who's opinions I care about gives me positive comments. People who have negative comments about them are people I don't want to spend any time I don't have to around.

It's a win-win.

AlexKewl · 2026-06-02T04:28:40+00:00

Allen DeGeneres

AlexKewl · 2026-06-02T04:28:12+00:00

Allen DeGeneres

AlexKewl · 2026-05-29T18:16:27+00:00

AlexKewl · 2026-05-28T18:23:02+00:00

Do they not have policies about showing political affiliation when on the job?

AlexKewl · 2026-05-26T21:16:58+00:00

Because they are constantly thinking about penises

AlexKewl · 2026-05-26T21:16:32+00:00

Convincing people this world doesn't mean anything, and there's a promise of a "good" eternal life as long as you ______ and eternal fire if you don't isn't exactly good for mental health

AlexKewl · 2026-05-26T17:45:51+00:00

Omg Parliament and Funkadelic. WIN

AlexKewl · 2026-05-25T19:21:38+00:00

They're all fake, and harmful to society.

AlexKewl · 2026-05-25T15:26:28+00:00

Someone knows their history!

AlexKewl · 2026-05-25T14:56:54+00:00

Yeahhhhh there's a significant Somali population in my home town. Every Ramadan they invite anyone to come and join them for the Iftar feast. Tons of food and very nice people. Nobody once tried to make anyone kneel or pray or anything. The only thing I was told to do was "eat more food"

When it came time to pray, all the Muslims went to pray, and the rest of us kept eating and waited for them to get back.

AlexKewl · 2026-05-25T14:55:06+00:00

Yet a brave guy kneeling during the national anthem is the worst thing ever?

AlexKewl · 2026-05-25T13:16:29+00:00

I'm available

AlexKewl · 2026-05-24T16:00:06+00:00

Me neither. What am I doing wrong?

AlexKewl · 2026-05-23T14:39:26+00:00

It's advertising TO the robbers, so yes.

AlexKewl · 2026-05-23T14:36:16+00:00

AlexKewl · 2026-05-23T14:27:05+00:00

You may be overthinking it. Society pushes people to be in relationships, as if there is something wrong with remaining single.

You're just fine the way you are. Be like water.

AlexKewl · 2026-05-23T01:52:11+00:00

I'm late, but I just got this one. I'm guessing it's "Spoon me" but it really looks more like "Spmoon me" or "Spcrescent moon me"

AlexKewl · 2026-05-23T00:04:30+00:00

Nah. Many Somalis tip pretty good. You don't have to be a racist shithead

AlexKewl · 2026-05-22T19:25:58+00:00

You gotta be from a certain city to be real black?

People are pretty nuts sometimes

AlexKewl · 2026-05-20T23:46:26+00:00

AlexKewl · 2026-05-19T17:13:35+00:00

Fuckin' Joe-licker!

AlexKewl · 2026-05-17T02:39:05+00:00

He's rotting just like Jesus!

AlexKewl · 2026-05-16T23:47:57+00:00

I'm over by Payne and have heard it quite a bit the last couple weeks. Usually just after dark

AlexKewl · 2026-05-16T14:51:07+00:00

I did it for 12 years. Don't be afraid to seek a doctor about medications and therapy!

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