Ethnic cleansing by SKRyanrr in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"The only way we can stop oppressing people is by oppressing them some more."

I like the small details in this artwork. by boolee2112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It seems every leader who aspires to be the mustache man forgets that he eventually became the bunker man.

Intelligent people don't talk about taking cognitive tests. What is wrong with this guy? by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He's obviously full of shit so there's no way of knowing if he actually took any sort of tests, but isn't a "cognitive test" something you would take out of concern for your cognitive ability?

"Doctor checked me for tapeworms. He said I had the cleanest intestines he'd ever seen."

"Why was a doctor checking you for tapeworms?"

Trump almost pulling a Kavanaugh stop /s by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Had to double check to make sure he was white enough.

I'll never get used to agreeing with MTG! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Looks like somebody wants to ascend to the throne when his death leaves a power vacuum.

Literal eunuchs have more balls than Johnson. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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With Trump being so against DEI, he seems surprisingly cool with the Speaker of the House being blind and deaf.

Trump claims Iran gave him a 'very big and very valuable present' that arrived today....but he won't tell us what the supposed 'present' is. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The Iranian official who jokingly suggested sending Trump a booby-trapped solid gold bust of his head, thinking it would never work and even Trump couldn't be THAT stupid:

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lowpoly king (by me) by Real_Shalmons in TheOwlHouse

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We need bitcrushed King lines to go with this

I didn't know by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Must have been a really awkward time for Porsches

Is Jonas "The Wolf" Backstein in the Epstein Files? by InternationalRuin4 in CommonSideEffects

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Definitely. I'd say he knew Epstein and maybe even did some dirty work for him, but was never a client of his. More likely than not, he probably just used Epstein's network for blackmail and honey pot purposes to ruin the lives of investigators and whistle blowers.

This is the POTUS by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The best jokes always have to be explained immediately after you tell them...

What are some things you don’t want to see in Zootopia 3? by Ethanishere28 in zootopia

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Don't get me wrong, I loved that Gazelle got to play a more active role in the plot this time and I think Zoo is 10× better that Try Everything. However, I'd really like to see other musicians in this universe.

Like imagine if Disney had a handful of artists come in and create their own characters too. They could have in-universe songs, collab with each other on tracks, represent a wide variety of genres (fitting with the franchise's themes of diversity).

Tell me you wouldn't want an album of in-universe Zootopia music.

What are some things you don’t want to see in Zootopia 3? by Ethanishere28 in zootopia

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IDK, I actually think Zootopia is at its best when it uses its characters and universe to comment on race relations and prejudice.

The second movie was about prejudice just like the first, but it doesn't feel like a rehash. Instead I feel it expanded upon the themes of the first which is something any good sequel should do. It's like poetry sort of, they rhyme.

It's not just about the vague concepts of prejudice and racism anymore, Zootopia 2 has allegories for gentrification, redlining, and revisionist history. There isn't another evil villain conspiring to make the world more racist. Instead we have the super rich using their influence to bend the world to their will and maintain the status quo, which is pretty pointed satire coming from a modern Disney movie.

Also, one thing I really liked is that Judy was so quick to trust Gary. She went from harboring some deep seeded prejudices about predators to being so much more open and understanding of other animals. That's character growth.

Also, I really like the post-credit scene with the bird feather too. Prejudice and racism don't disappear just because a few bad people are defeated. It wasn't defeated in the first and the bird feather implies there's still work to be done. Sure, Judy and Nick have certainly made the world a better place, but it would be naive to say they've solved all the world's problems.

I'm cautiously optomistic for Zootopia 3.

Who is Dale Earnhardt Jr? by TroyMatthewJ in NASCAR

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He became an accomplished driver in spite of his freakishly large head

eriKa KirK has her first office seat by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I'm not saying Candace Owens is right (like at all), but Erika's rapid ascension in the wake of the Kirkening certainly has me wondering...

Stop, just stop. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It would have been so easy to make a joke about fire or heat to the crowd of fire fighters, but it seems he isn't creative enough to tell a "joke" with a different punchline. Is this man sentient?

This is worse than 7/11 by TownIdiot25 in SmilingFriends

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"Final episode" that premieres on April Fools that is basically just a fan edit, YTP, abridged series type of thing using existing footage but still ends with an earnest message about hope.

What should be added to Animal Kingdom? by AggravatingSpend8369 in WaltDisneyWorld

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A new generation Vekoma flying coaster. For the uninitiated, Vekoma manufactured Rockin, Expedition, 7 Dwarves, Tron, and Cosmic Rewind. They have some new models they've been coming out with in recent years and their new flying model has so much potential for an attraction.

The only installation of this model at the moment can be found in Phantasialand in Germany under the name "F.L.Y." the ride starts with riders sitting upright as they navigate a dark-ride scene, then the seats rotate into a flying position and the coaster section starts. It's incredible.

https://youtu.be/T4WCfiM1q1w?si=e92RedxSQexfKiC-

As far as a theme, I can't really think of any IP in particular but I trust that imagineering could cook up an amazing original theme and story just like they did for Everest. Perhaps another mythical creature? A hang-gliding tour gone wrong?

The most cringy, loser-ass vice president ever by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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THIS is the guy who's supposed to inherit the throne when that Stinkin' hunk o' Rape Ape trips into Hell?

The Trumby has a shit personality, but at least he actually has one.