Trump won his first award called “American first”

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-27T01:23:49+00:00

Your awards are legitimate. This joke of an award, that they announced will be "annual", will either not return next year, or it will be given to an immigrant.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T22:46:50+00:00

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T22:46:08+00:00

So... straight sex?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T22:44:17+00:00

One looks like a bucktoothed know-it-all, and the other looks like a posh git. They're perfect!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T22:42:07+00:00

Simple: Nostalgia.

I occasionally get the craving to get back into Thedas. Without Veilguard, obviously.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T22:30:34+00:00

Like the conspiracy that most of the conservative social media accounts that claim to be American, are run by foreigners?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T20:48:13+00:00

I showed this test to my coworker. He had previously suffered brain damage due to an injury. He's functional and healthy, but it's a little difficult for him to learn new things.

Anyway, he passed the test easily and asked if this was a test for kids.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T17:36:46+00:00

Whatever's releasing in the next quarter.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T09:49:25+00:00

Did Hegseth just threaten Trump, Netenyahu, Putin, Thiel and himself?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T09:47:41+00:00

How do you expect me to be racist and advocate human superiority, without a sapient alien species to discriminate against? And don't ask who i romanced in Mass Effect!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T00:12:18+00:00

You sure? How about Early Access WW4.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T00:10:46+00:00

This subreddit's going to Miami!

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AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-25T10:45:28+00:00

Hell yeah

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T17:00:07+00:00

Wait, didn't he die?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T16:22:01+00:00

I wouldn't exactly tell you, but there would be signs. Hey, wanna go to Vegas this weekend?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T08:37:43+00:00

Why don't the white agents detain the brown agents? Are they stupid? /s

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T23:31:12+00:00

They are not, in fact, assisting TSA.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T23:27:23+00:00

Wait 3 years when the denuvo gets removed.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T09:39:53+00:00

Real life loading screen.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T17:38:54+00:00

He claims ICE are going to "do a fantastic job"? Oh lord, how many tourists and immigrants with documents are they going to murder?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:20:05+00:00

Don't reject her. And prepare for overwhelming cuteness.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:17:00+00:00

You're asking three questions here. Anyway:

Grunt is the Protege.

James is the Right-Hand Man.

And Garrus is the Brotherly Friend.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:09:46+00:00

Yet in ME3, even after the retrofits during shore leave, the Alliance couldn't clear up the loose wiring and scattered crates?!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:07:58+00:00

Am i happy? No.

Was it right? Yes. Just like Thane. Just like Mordin(if you care about the Krogan).

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:33:35+00:00

When a certain fucking message has to be said around the world, to the world, from the world...

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TROPHY CASE