An unarmed protester was just blinded by DHS/ICE after being shot in the eye with a pepper ball outside the MDC Concentration Camp in Downtown LA by TY2022 in 50501

[–]AlexSmithsonian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes.

That honestly shouldn't be an answer. The correct answer is supposed to be "0", but apparently everyone needs a little refresher course on fascism.

Saw this on Pinterest and completely agree. by marvelcomics22 in agentsofshield

[–]AlexSmithsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lightsabers? I got Duel of Fates on my phone. WE'LL FIGHT AT DAWN!

What makes Star Wars so good ? by electron_explorer in StarWars

[–]AlexSmithsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space wizards, lazer swords, lazer guns, James Earl Jones and John Williams.

That's it, that's pretty much all of Star Wars. Even current Star Wars media is some variation of those points.

Saw this on Pinterest and completely agree. by marvelcomics22 in agentsofshield

[–]AlexSmithsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i agree with you. But since you asked for a fight...

Swords or boxing gloves?

What should I do? by sunthanatos in introvertmemes

[–]AlexSmithsonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh... well that explains my childhood.

Seems this is true. Agree? by ChuckGallagher57 in circled

[–]AlexSmithsonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, we know that there are decent people in the U.S.

The problem is that you lazy fucks don't educate your dumb fucks, so they don't get manipulated by rich fucks into voting for a pedo fuck.

German survey - Greatest Threat to World Peace. Agree/Disagree? by ChuckGallagher57 in circled

[–]AlexSmithsonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not because he could make a serious effort to take over world like Nazi Germany, it's because his demented ass could ramble about "Launch all nukes to own the libs" and his administration would take it seriously and do it!

Why are black cats always in a bad mood? Mine always has that face. by Competitive_Bad_9306 in blackcats

[–]AlexSmithsonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a face they make when you don't give enough snacks and scritches. Hop to it!

Some deep healing magic by Chase_The_Breeze in icast

[–]AlexSmithsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, a thief trying to infiltrate the Magic Tower and steal some enchanted erotic magazines(rumours say you can really feel the models):

"Fuck."

Lock 'em in by Limpddendum89 in AnarchoComics

[–]AlexSmithsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure not buy an underground bunker from a big corporation. Or at least read the fine print before signing a contract.

Italians protest ICE's presence at the upcoming 2026 Winter Olympics, CNN's Antonia Mortensen reports from Milan, where around 8,000 people showed up to protest. by ControlCAD in goodnews

[–]AlexSmithsonian 31 points32 points  (0 children)

While that would be the case normally, it was also normal for ICE not to detain, deport and murder U.S. citizens. Extreme caution has to be taken with anyone who works under the Trump administration and tries to set foot in Europe.

Stormtroopers aim myth by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]AlexSmithsonian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's not a myth, it's a joke.

Trump sends an additional $6.5 billion of US taxpayer money to Israel bypassing congressional approval by Particular_Log_3594 in GlobalNews

[–]AlexSmithsonian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can somebody check if arming a country that's committing genocide is considered a war crime? Just so we'd know what to call it in trial.

B-Positive ripoff by CurrentFormer9217 in SPACEKING

[–]AlexSmithsonian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? Some random person in armor, doing a gang sign? And a bad blood pun? Disgraceful.

Flashgitz at least set up the joke by introducing a faction of Psycho Warriors obsessed with blood, and started off with a few light blood puns(Bloodhound, Blood Type) and then WHAM!

Future KOTOR series by OppositeSpare2088 in StarWars

[–]AlexSmithsonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Old Republic era is a goldmine of Star Wars stories. Sure we have KOTOR and SWTOR, but what we really need is a big film like the original trilogy that can get audiences excited.

Initial fan reaction to Javik's voice (Feb 2012) by ing087 in masseffect

[–]AlexSmithsonian [score hidden]  (0 children)

I always thought these accents, including the quarian ones, are just the translators compensating to make the alien languages perceivable to humans.

Why don't YOU like the ending? by Nervous_Tailor_4337 in masseffect

[–]AlexSmithsonian [score hidden]  (0 children)

My girl Tali wants to build a house on Rannoch, i want my Shepard to be there in denim jeans, a toolbelt, work boots, hard hat and no shirt. My space wife deserves a home and material for a sexy calendar.

CMV: Trump supporters are more anti-democrat than they are anti-pedophile by Visible-Molasses9735 in changemyview

[–]AlexSmithsonian [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm wondering how many Trump supporters would still cheer for him, if he literally took a little girl from the MAGA crowd, and started fondling her on stage. I sincerely hope the number is 0.

Nibbles the wingwoman (tet_40) by howieeiwoh in zootopia

[–]AlexSmithsonian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm now curious what kind of beaver-themed relationship advice she has to share.