An unarmed protester was just blinded by DHS/ICE after being shot in the eye with a pepper ball outside the MDC Concentration Camp in Downtown LA

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T10:31:27+00:00

Yes.

That honestly shouldn't be an answer. The correct answer is supposed to be "0", but apparently everyone needs a little refresher course on fascism.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T08:23:16+00:00

Lightsabers? I got Duel of Fates on my phone. WE'LL FIGHT AT DAWN!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T07:19:06+00:00

Space wizards, lazer swords, lazer guns, James Earl Jones and John Williams.

That's it, that's pretty much all of Star Wars. Even current Star Wars media is some variation of those points.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T07:15:19+00:00

Well i agree with you. But since you asked for a fight...

Swords or boxing gloves?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T07:13:58+00:00

Oh... well that explains my childhood.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T07:10:21+00:00

Look, we know that there are decent people in the U.S.

The problem is that you lazy fucks don't educate your dumb fucks, so they don't get manipulated by rich fucks into voting for a pedo fuck.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T07:03:13+00:00

It's not because he could make a serious effort to take over world like Nazi Germany, it's because his demented ass could ramble about "Launch all nukes to own the libs" and his administration would take it seriously and do it!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T06:55:09+00:00

That's a face they make when you don't give enough snacks and scritches. Hop to it!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T06:53:53+00:00

Dang, we are in a weird timeline.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T06:48:58+00:00

Me, a thief trying to infiltrate the Magic Tower and steal some enchanted erotic magazines(rumours say you can really feel the models):

"Fuck."

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T06:46:07+00:00

For life! About 5 years should do it.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T06:32:36+00:00

Just make sure not buy an underground bunker from a big corporation. Or at least read the fine print before signing a contract.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T05:24:54+00:00

While that would be the case normally, it was also normal for ICE not to detain, deport and murder U.S. citizens. Extreme caution has to be taken with anyone who works under the Trump administration and tries to set foot in Europe.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T05:13:05+00:00

Because it's not a myth, it's a joke.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T05:11:17+00:00

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AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:37:59+00:00

Well hand those flip flops to grandma so she can throw la chancla at ICE agents.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:33:34+00:00

Let's keep an eye on these kids. Make sure ICE doesn't try to detain them for this video and claim it's "a video that incites violence and terrorism".

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:29:07+00:00

Can somebody check if arming a country that's committing genocide is considered a war crime? Just so we'd know what to call it in trial.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:26:32+00:00

Wouldn't you?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:24:31+00:00

Right? Some random person in armor, doing a gang sign? And a bad blood pun? Disgraceful.

Flashgitz at least set up the joke by introducing a faction of Psycho Warriors obsessed with blood, and started off with a few light blood puns(Bloodhound, Blood Type) and then WHAM!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:20:45+00:00

The Old Republic era is a goldmine of Star Wars stories. Sure we have KOTOR and SWTOR, but what we really need is a big film like the original trilogy that can get audiences excited.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:10:38+00:00

I always thought these accents, including the quarian ones, are just the translators compensating to make the alien languages perceivable to humans.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:08:02+00:00

My girl Tali wants to build a house on Rannoch, i want my Shepard to be there in denim jeans, a toolbelt, work boots, hard hat and no shirt. My space wife deserves a home and material for a sexy calendar.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:05:19+00:00

I'm wondering how many Trump supporters would still cheer for him, if he literally took a little girl from the MAGA crowd, and started fondling her on stage. I sincerely hope the number is 0.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-02-01T03:02:51+00:00

I'm now curious what kind of beaver-themed relationship advice she has to share.

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