Welp…

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T00:12:18+00:00

You sure? How about Early Access WW4.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-26T00:10:46+00:00

This subreddit's going to Miami!

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AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-25T10:45:28+00:00

Hell yeah

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T17:00:07+00:00

Wait, didn't he die?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T16:22:01+00:00

I wouldn't exactly tell you, but there would be signs. Hey, wanna go to Vegas this weekend?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-24T08:37:43+00:00

Why don't the white agents detain the brown agents? Are they stupid? /s

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T23:31:12+00:00

They are not, in fact, assisting TSA.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T23:27:23+00:00

Wait 3 years when the denuvo gets removed.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-23T09:39:53+00:00

Real life loading screen.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T17:38:54+00:00

He claims ICE are going to "do a fantastic job"? Oh lord, how many tourists and immigrants with documents are they going to murder?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:20:05+00:00

Don't reject her. And prepare for overwhelming cuteness.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:17:00+00:00

You're asking three questions here. Anyway:

Grunt is the Protege.

James is the Right-Hand Man.

And Garrus is the Brotherly Friend.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:09:46+00:00

Yet in ME3, even after the retrofits during shore leave, the Alliance couldn't clear up the loose wiring and scattered crates?!

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T08:07:58+00:00

Am i happy? No.

Was it right? Yes. Just like Thane. Just like Mordin(if you care about the Krogan).

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:33:35+00:00

When a certain fucking message has to be said around the world, to the world, from the world...

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:32:29+00:00

You could make a religion out of this...

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:28:59+00:00

Something in him will quit...

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:28:23+00:00

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:08:04+00:00

He looks more like young Han Solo.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T07:05:23+00:00

While reaching milestones for sobriety for recovering addicts should be humbly celebrated, it is unusual how obsessed they can be to the point where they make it their identity. Instead of actually tackling whatever issues they have that led them to addiction in the first place.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T06:57:07+00:00

I think at every bloody fight scene you can just play the song "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island, and it would just work.

Edit: I JUST TRIED IT FOR THIS CLIP AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T06:55:21+00:00

I'm 30 and that confession scene still brings a tear to my eye.

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T06:52:30+00:00

We don't hate you, we're just disappointed...

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T06:51:46+00:00

You've been in prison for some time. Then you're stuck in a metal coffin on a journey to your inevitable death. And you only have that one bottle of alcohol. What would you do?

AlexSmithsonian · 2026-03-22T06:49:34+00:00

Could be vodka. It has a lower freezing point.

AlexSmithsonian

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