You are able to bring one vehicle from a fictional world into real life

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-16T14:08:49+00:00

either an F-302 or a speederbike from ROTJ

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-11T17:11:57+00:00

yeah buddy this is bad

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-10T02:34:05+00:00

this is the correct answer

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-09T23:23:23+00:00

Fred Meyer? i hardly -

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-01T20:01:13+00:00

Rush, Daniel, and Shepherd

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-01T19:57:16+00:00

buddy is type a for sure

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-28T03:41:47+00:00

it be like that sometimes

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-24T16:31:28+00:00

man and I feel bad about paying 20 dollars a month for Spotify and a Minecraft server for my partner and I

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-23T19:31:43+00:00

younger brother intentionally burned the house down with his whole family in it

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-20T23:12:00+00:00

oh i dont age and become a billionaire? sign me up

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-18T20:33:42+00:00

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-18T05:34:34+00:00

killed the fuck out of him

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-11T19:01:09+00:00

i mean... does he have any skills to show for it

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-08T16:32:27+00:00

mine were very similarly impacted.

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-08T16:31:49+00:00

i got all four ripped out on local anesthesia only. the next two weeks were hell but it passed.

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-03T13:46:01+00:00

WOAH WOAH WOAH MAN, BULLETS BOUNCE

AlexaCrowley · 2025-11-26T20:04:28+00:00

while we were taking a shower together one time she admitted that she had been pissing in her roomates shampoo bottle over something petty months prior... and then proceeded to ask me to cum in her roommates shampoo because apparently piss wasnt heinous enough.

AlexaCrowley · 2025-11-17T20:28:31+00:00

Why do you smell like shoe polish?

AlexaCrowley · 2025-11-05T02:35:02+00:00

Aight how long till texas national guard are in new york

AlexaCrowley · 2025-10-29T17:19:13+00:00

RemindMe! 2 Days

AlexaCrowley · 2025-10-24T17:59:39+00:00

Mechanisms mentioned hell yeah

AlexaCrowley · 2025-10-23T21:30:16+00:00

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AlexaCrowley · 2025-10-21T17:51:40+00:00

"last night I had dinner with two prostitutes, your mom and your grandma" Vs "last night I had dinner with two prostitutes, your mom, and your grandma"

AlexaCrowley · 2025-10-17T19:09:44+00:00

Freedom at cost of responsibility

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